Unity Completed Sex Standing [Final] [Octo Games]

[myrendil]

So who designed the platforming puzzle where you collect stabilizers? I just want to talk. In person. Percussively.

 

[xwor639]

Is this death stranding porn lol.

 

[Silverkees]

In fact I even bought it on Steam but then made a refund because the game is actually trash.

 

[xmilteach]

thx

 

[vonamatas]

Well, yet another Steam scam.
OK, maybe not exactly "scam" because you get what you pay for, a piece of crap game.

The game has some rare (in the world of cheap Steam games) features:
- more than one model
- there are animations
- tits
- game works, somehow?
which means the developer has been working hard, compared to other "cheap games on Steam" developers.
Overall rating 2/10 - because this game could not be done in one day, and it has some content.
Meaning: I appreciate the commitment, not the results.

 

[Monosomething]

I would give it a go, but my PC from 2012 has started sweating profusely when ive mentioned it. The dev should know that people who play *THESE* games cant afford a good gaming PC, dammit! lol

 

[simonlins]

full save?

 

[_Fabi_]

Thx

 

[chrisman11335]

So who designed the platforming puzzle where you collect stabilizers? I just want to talk. In person. Percussively.

Yeah same... just wanna talk it out...

 

[chrisman11335]

full save?

Yes I made the mistake of buying this dumpster fire so full save would help as I only want achievements and refuse to do the platforming bit which made me wanna end my life irl.

 

[Jack Da Ripper]

Funny how the game is named as "Sex Standing" yet there is no actual sex stuff in it (no dicks involved)

 

[Lykanter]

worth a try

 

[cooperdk]

Would be interesting if the MC could be a male. I don't care for a female protag, as I am not a female.

 

[cooperdk]

As with many other games of the same dev, this game smells far away of a Russkij developer who thought he'd cash in on three sex animations and no cumshot but base it off either games or kinks that are popular.

This game is a fucking mess to control and the only reward is a 16-frame 3D animation in one position.

There's a reason for the price, which is $4 on Steam.

Also, expect it to vanish soon, when (not if) the developer of Death Stranding finds out about the close resemblance.

 

[myrendil]

Funny how the game is named as "Sex Standing" yet there is no actual sex stuff in it (no dicks involved)

I mean, there is... but the models are all garbage so you can never be quite sure where that dick is going. Also for some reason the male models in the game have bright pink buttholes, but your character does not.

 

[indosetanzz]

 

[Beavershot]

Current Game - Sex Standing
- DLC - Sex Bending (Yoga Edition)
- 2nd DLC - Sex Bonding (BDSM Edition)
Prequel - Sex Laying
- DLC - Sex Sitting (Buffet Edition)
- 2nd DLC - Sex Kneeling (Deepthroat Edition)
Sequel - Sex Flying (Mile High Edition)
- DLC - Sex Falling (Skydive Edition)
- 2nd DLC - Sex Ending (The Sudden Stop Edition)

Don't mind me... Just had to get this nonsense out of my head.

 

[Daemon McRae]

So who designed the platforming puzzle where you collect stabilizers? I just want to talk. In person. Percussively.

God I laughed way too hard.

 

[Just Sora]

wtf they made a platform puzzle with this horrible movement? do they devs ever tried it out yet?

 

[vonamatas]

this game smells far away of a Russkij developer

oh yes