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"Patreon Acquires F95zone" is it over?
- Thread starter Sure why not
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you don't have to get it, i never get it.
a dick in a hand, and 2 pussies, which are bushes.
sorry if you don't understand what i meant, some things i say are beyond your human comprehension, even i don't know what i say sometimes, but i try my best to give it meaning.
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i will be there to rescue you, just make sure you have a life preserver and eat lots of life savers
Hmmhmm, "Chief Coom Officer" will probably "cum to the rescue" of his own balls, while fapping over his prank...
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I understood about the bush and the pussy, but not the meaning of the phrase.you don't have to get it, i never get it.
a dick in a hand, and 2 pussies, which are bushes.
It was supposed to be something like "the early bird gets the worm".
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honestly i am still curious, who is marty pratt? can someone tell me?Hmmhmm, "Chief Coom Officer" will probably "cum to the rescue" of his own balls, while fapping over his prank...
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Not a single clue, but I would suppose he is just a fictional person, created for this prank about how much he loves this forum of "digital cuckoldry", lol...
After all they just used a trick on us that can be used to phish for login credentials, bank details and other stuff, if you are not careful. news-patreon.com instead of news.patreon.com...
The real April Fools joke, is that everyone will point out that it's April Fools. Perfect time to break the (bad) news. Perverts will panic, then we'll let our guards down, then we'll get sucker punched.
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i am guessing he is a fictional person, but he definitely is not chris pratt, he doesn't even work for Patreon, besides he was too busy being StarLord in the Guardians of the Galaxy movies.
speaking of which....
i thought this picture would fit well here.
well if the joke was real, this will interrupt the boners of many users.
not only bought F95 also other forums, why? answer: site you can download the games for free you don't pay the creators and Patreon loses about 15 of the income. Money bloody Money. stay attend on next changes..........
this is copied from the "patreon aquires F95zone" news release spelling counts.
Marty Pratt, Chief Coomercial Officer at Patreon.
Marty Pratt, Chief Coomercial Officer at Patreon.
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