Hello!
Just played this hidden gem/atrocity and I had to make an account just to tell you how much I first hated this game, then hated to love it until I genuinely loved it. Much like Main Character's numerous sex crime victims, I ended up enjoying it in the end after experiencing what hentai aficionados refer to as a total goddamn motherfucking mindbreak.
What I found particularly interesting was the whole "If this thing doesn't fit, I'll just violently slam it in until it does" mindset of the developer. He didn't give a damn if zombies in the sewers made any sense. He didn't care either about the fact that raping someone and leaving tons of sperm on the victim as evidence would most probably lead you to jail in under an hour. And he didn't care if the players were going to get anally destructified in the first battle scenes or if they had to grind their way out in order to finish every single quest. No fucks were given. Period.
Which makes me realize that "You", the Main Character, pretty much has the same reasoning throughout the adventure.
Talking about the devil... The main reason why I stuck with this game is that the Main Character is a complete and utter psychopath. I was always wondering what he was going to do next so I kept playing. Hannibal Lecter is an innocent cherub compared to "You". This bloodthirsty sexual maniac goes on a rampage right on Day 1 and an aura of pure machiavellian nature follows him wherever he goes. Home invasions. Blackmail. Trespassing. Rape. Cop rape. Assassination. Cop assassination. This guy is the meanest, toughest little shit I've ever seen in gaming history. Sometimes, I wasn't sure if I should laugh, cry or fap, so I decided to do the three simultaneously most of the time. Our hero truly is an unstoppable narcissistic serial rapist with murderous tendencies and has very little to no regard towards human life. He's a real sexual tornado, a juggernaut of lust, destroying multiple lives on his path; fueled by incestuous feelings towards all the women in his family; extending his desires and imposing them as well on the other females in his surroundings. Women tremble in fear before him. At some point I was wondering if he actually was God Himself, choosing to fuck around because he finally realized humanity was indeed a mistake. Everything falls on his lap as if he was blessed by the Holy Spirit of Unwilling Sex. If this game would've been a AAA title, Rockstar's games would look like preschool material and the media would be all over this thing, blaming it for all the sins of humanity dating back to the murder of Abel by his accursed brother Cain.
I liked the occasional engrish here and there... "Police Cop" as an enemy wins the award, though.
As soon as I stopped caring for the obvious unrealistic situations, I got carried away like baby Moses on the river by the story and the characters. This is some Oscar-worthy stuff, gentlemen. I think my favorite was the Aunt who saw her life obliterated by "You". Her whole existence was reduced to shreds and she ends up with absolutely nothing. It goes to the point that she's being thankful for having "You" throwing her in the attic like some socially-broken freak, using her solely as a sexual pet, an enslaved cum dump. Notice that the ending leaves no room for the Aunt. She isn't there. Gone. Forsaken by "You" the Rape God. No explanations given. You'd think she'd go down the stairs, wondering what's with all the ruckus. Guess they eventually forgot to feed her and she died up there, eaten alive by the rats who lived there from the beginning and whom we all forgot.
Other favorites are the immediately verbally abusive mom ( her cursing at me early on kinda made me think that "You"'s education led him to become a sociopath ) who never truly seems to enjoy 100% of the carnal treatment she is given ( seems to me she just accepts her fate as a human onahole and decides not to anger her insane son ) and the stupidest police force ever. I mean, how many times could your character get arrested in this game? Then again, with you killing maybe around 30 cops during this phantasmagorical journey probably affects the city's law enforcement efficiency. Notice the hilarious amount of rapists roaming the streets at night, ready to jump on you with their dicks out! Were they all escaped, malfunctionning clones with a defective rape gene? At first, I was wondering why most inhabitants of the city would say "Go away" and stuff like that. I eventually understood. No one can trust no one in Rape City.
But going back to the bald rapists... Did you realize that ALL the bald people in this game are evil? I shave my head every week so I felt like the game was pointing the finger at me every time I'd encounter an evil bald guy. But maybe that's what the game was about. Maybe the game was made for me and I was made for the game. Perhaps was it destiny? Perhaps is it a signal from God? It could explain why I felt compelled by this unknown force to write all of this.
What I've learned from this game:
- Blackmail is the solution for all troubles in life. If you can't blackmail; it's murder time.
- Pro Tip: Don't buy armor until you buy a silver shotgun. Save your money for the shotgun and buy it as soon as possible. It's much easier to get your rapes afterwards.
- Don't play this game if you are mentally stable. You could get frustrated because of the grinding and the walking back and forth which could result in you going bald a few years from now.
