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Unity Gamer Struggles [v0.1.1] [The Cumbusters]

4.70 star(s) 18 Votes

Raindancer

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Dec 21, 2017
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Is it even possible to defeat this bear? It just runs up and the character stops responding to keys and falls down all the time.
 

neonclear

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Feb 18, 2018
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Is it even possible to defeat this bear? It just runs up and the character stops responding to keys and falls down all the time.
You use the dodge for iframes during his attack. He'll stagger two times before he breaks it with an attack. So you could punch punch dodge or just punch wait for attack dodge and repeat. Alternatively you could use Cheat Engine to just lock your hp, effectively having godmode.
 

Raindancer

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Dec 21, 2017
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That's not even the problem. I don't like the stamina system where after a couple of dashes and a couple of punches and MC just runs out of steam. Adult games don't need such a complex combat system. I have flashbacks to armored core 6 where you have to constantly watch the overheat bar of the accelerators.
 
Nov 14, 2020
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That's not even the problem. I don't like the stamina system where after a couple of dashes and a couple of punches and MC just runs out of steam. Adult games don't need such a complex combat system. I have flashbacks to armored core 6 where you have to constantly watch the overheat bar of the accelerators.
I mean, to be fair, you are playing as a useless lump who hardly goes outside, doesn't exercise, and eats like shit, so maybe the developer wanted to reflect that in the gameplay.
 
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Egoria

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Mar 9, 2023
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Is it even possible to defeat this bear? It just runs up and the character stops responding to keys and falls down all the time.
I beat it the first time while not even being used to controlls, he's actually kinda easy if you think about it...
 
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Mar 19, 2018
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honestly i barely get why they did this update??? from what i can tell, all it adds is the new area (which is one room), new cutscene, and the start of the Crocodilf enemy, but with only 1/3 of the sex stuff actually there

like, i'm not saying "OH FUCK YOU DEVELOPERS" or anything--more so just like... i feel pretty blueballed lmao, would've preferred to wait longer for an update that at least added a full completed enemy

it did make me think about Chiro in a swimsuit though, so that's pretty nice
 

Vardally

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Apr 28, 2018
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That's not even the problem. I don't like the stamina system where after a couple of dashes and a couple of punches and MC just runs out of steam. Adult games don't need such a complex combat system. I have flashbacks to armored core 6 where you have to constantly watch the overheat bar of the accelerators.
Adult games don't need complexity?
I dunno man just because it's porn doesn't mean it can't also be trying to be a game with some depth.
 

AnisNIK

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Feb 23, 2023
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I mean, to be fair, you are playing as a useless lump who hardly goes outside, doesn't exercise, and eats like shit, so maybe the developer wanted to reflect that in the gameplay.
How does she take out any enemies then? Pro gamer moves she learned from video games?
 
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Iru

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Jun 16, 2018
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Game looks very promising, love the artstyle, and simplicity of pixel game. Hope for more in the future :cool:
 

MrMarroc

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Oct 13, 2019
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How does she take out any enemies then? Pro gamer moves she learned from video games?
Its simple. She just hits them so weakly and adorably that her enemies freeze up and pass out due to over-excitement. All that blood rushes to their head over how easy it would be to take advantage of her and BAM, they're out! IF you dont like this example, find whatever reason you want that works for you.
 

AraonTheDrake

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Jun 11, 2020
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Wish H-game developers would stop making gallery unlocks require losing to an enemy... The loop of lose to enemy, reload, find another enemy, lose is just so goddamn stupid and boring... why wouldn't defeating them work? Or finishing an encounter (passing to the next stage or something) You'd think after several years of the community constantly droning this issue they'd get the message...
 

Zeorentine

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Oct 31, 2018
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Adult games don't need complexity?
I dunno man just because it's porn doesn't mean it can't also be trying to be a game with some depth.
The problem with porn games is that the people behind them often make good porn but don't make good games, and the gameplay vision they have for the game is trash and gets in the way of enjoying the porn, which is frustrating because the game is then both good and bad, it has good porn but it's difficult to enjoy it because of the bad gameplay
 
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Keikukey

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Jan 8, 2023
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The problem with porn games is that the people behind them often make good porn but don't make good games, and the gameplay vision they have for the game is trash and gets in the way of enjoying the porn, which is frustrating because the game is then both good and bad, it has good porn but it's difficult to enjoy it because of the bad gameplay
The Perpetual Porn Problem
If the game is good, the porn sucks ass, if the porn is good then the gameplay is awful

One day I'm sure someone will make the perfect combination of a good platformer and good porn scenes that are fully animated with actual bad ends but until then we gotta settle with playing both Super Mario World and watching NEET porn on two monitors
 
Mar 19, 2018
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why was the thread updated today? i just played through the game again thinking that meant there was an update, but it looks like the game's the exact same as it was like a week and a half ago lol

unless i'm just missing something??

also yes i know someone POSTED today, but i mean the fact the actual first page says the thread got updated, implying there was a change to the game
 

ital

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Jan 26, 2019
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The game is not bad, but as always the implementation is at the level I don’t want to do, so why do it then?
The first scene is not bad both in sprite animation and art animation, the second scene in sprite animation looks like a fox fucking a potato sack, the art animation itself is more or less okay, the third sprite animation is not bad and the animation is also okay, the fourth animation The sprite is not bad, and the animation of the art is not finished at all. Well, make at least part of the game adequate, before you draw the initial content, and gradually introduce new levels and new scenes.
 
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