FurryZONE?!?

[Kendra Denimore]

With all the shit happening IRL and being written on the internet, I'm actually inclined to believe this, but I can't because of April Fool's. Please, someone help me, my sarcasm detector is broken.

This is the last time I tell the truth on April 1st...

 

[Avaron1974]

i'm afraid to ask... but are they measured in inches?

Yes.

Given that can for reference.. I shudder to think at any of those things coming near me. Well, maybe the small one, just to give it a shot and say I tried it. Damn though.

That said, I am surprised at how resilient my (and presumably everyone's) body is. I mean, we recover from pregnancies. Well, mostly.

I guess that's true. Our older sister has had 2 kids and she looks great so I suppose the body is far tougher than I give it credit for.

I suppose popping out things the size of large Watermelons from a hole not the size of a large Watermelon shows the body can take it ... still though ... rather someone else than me.

 

[Daxter250]

Yes.

good grief... just thinking about it... a normal penis size would be around 13-15 cm... and that large tentacle has more than 30 cm! that girl using it must have a black hole inside her or something =O

...or she is a masochist

 

[Ladmaro]

Where are the girls on either side of the forum from? For no reason.

Aha! Found it

Did you find the dog with the hoodie? If so, where?

 

[OhJo]

You and me both, haha. I love my nephew (just the one for now, he's too damned cute too), but never in a million years. Not just for this reason, but it is a factor. Then again, my sis used to be of the same mind as I, and look at her now.

Big dicks on the right bodies are great, but this extreme stuff scares me shitless.

I suppose popping out things the size of large Watermelons from a hole not the size of a large Watermelon shows the body can take it ... still though ... rather someone else than me.

 

[acidnightmare]

i guess the people complaining about it being march when the banner was changed are in America, in Australia the joke was perfectly timed lol.

 

[Doodadad]

Having only just logged in today, I can't help but feel that I missed some massive humorless drama, the magnitude of which can only be matched by the number of nipples that totally aren't on the furry suit that I definitely don't keep in my closet. I'd scroll back to the prior pages to confirm my suspicions, but the faded hallucination of myself that I keep seeing pop in and out of existence convinces me that in some alternate universe, doing so locked me into a logic retardation loop.

I suppose I'll have to be content, and occupy myself with playing Undertale while wearing my Twilight Sparkle hoodie as the soothing voice of a non-specified gender individual who was a dragon in her past life narrates Sonic fanfiction for me from her Tumblr account. Y'know, wholesome Christian activities.

 

[Avaron1974]

Having only just logged in today, I can't help but feel that I missed some massive humorless drama, the magnitude of which can only be matched by the number of nipples that totally aren't on the furry suit that I definitely don't keep in my closet. I'd scroll back to the prior pages to confirm my suspicions, but the faded hallucination of myself that I keep seeing pop in and out of existence convinces me that in some alternate universe, doing so locked me into a logic retardation loop.

I suppose I'll have to be content, and occupy myself with playing Undertale while wearing my Twilight Sparkle hoodie as the soothing voice of a non-specified gender individual who was a dragon in her past life narrates Sonic fanfiction for me on her Tumblr account. Y'know, wholesome family-friendly activities.

I'll sum it up for you.

"lolz we're now Furry Zone"

Furry turns up

"Everyone hates us"

People respond trying to get the thread back to fun times but said furry makes every post about how furries are persecuted on the forum and how mean we all are and no matter what anyone says said furry manages to twist it into a post about him/her.

Mod says "STFU we're having lols".

Furry shuts up and many lols were had.

On a plus note it was only one furry being silly so the rest of the fandom is saved ... hooray.

 

[OhJo]

^ You will not find radio commentary better than that description of the day's events.

 

[Eoin]

With the end of the April Fool's joke (shame on ye for falling for it), I'm going to post the answers to the encoded post you can find here. 'grats to @v01d_08 & @KumoriSora who had a go at trying to solve it.

1st string was encrypted using base64 to hex to rot13 and finally the Vigenère cipher, using "helloworld" as the key.
2nd string was encrypted using bcrypt to base64.

Again, anyone who fell for the joke on April Fool's Day is a bit of an idiot. It was nice while it lasted.

 

[ReJoe]

FurryZone... TOO FUNNY! Good One Modderators.

 

[Zmeu]

Someone called?

Big Balls Bob: "I don't get why lesbians use dildos of man penises if they don't like men"

A bit late here, but my favourite response to this came from one of my best friends during a discussion a while back:

"Most lesbians I know have no real issue with penises, it's the fucking dicks they're attached to that are the problem..."

 

[recreation]

I'm still offended -.- I don't consume any of our porn. The language and words used make my hair stand on end. German dirty/sex talk is plain disgusting to my ears. With all that said, I don't think or see us as Europe's Japanese.

Totally on your side here, german porn sucks. It's not only the language, but also the acting is bad...
On the other hand, did you ever watch a porn in berlinerisch? "Ick glob dein Schwanz passt da nich rin" I never laughed that hard xDD

 

[rspkers]

I'll sum it up for you.

"lolz we're now Furry Zone"

Furry turns up

"Everyone hates us"

People respond trying to get the thread back to fun times but said furry makes every post about how furries are persecuted on the forum and how mean we all are and no matter what anyone says said furry manages to twist it into a post about him/her.

Mod says "STFU we're having lols".

Furry shuts up and many lols were had.

On a plus note it was only one furry being silly so the rest of the fandom is saved ... hooray.

This is the same guy that baited me into an argument on a previous thread. His signature that's about how mean everyone else is to furries is probably the most hilarious, because if you switch a few words, it literally describes what he does. The furries in this thread with a victim complex overreacting to literally anything anyone says that disagrees with their precious kink is almost palpable. Idk why everything has to push an agenda. We should all laugh at ourselves sometimes. It's April Fools, afterall.

Thank you Walter Cronkite for the sparknotes version of this thread.

 

[Riyaling]

Epic late input time,
got no problem with furries, just dont force us that are not into it to look at it every time we load up the page.
Was fun, cheers fellas

 

[King Monkey Mon]

@Eerie Entity @TheDevian @Idkanythingsmarter
i think PervertedZone would a better name if people flipped out over FurryZone just think what would happen if they named this NTRzone

 

[Joe Steel]

@Eerie Entity @TheDevian @Idkanythingsmarter
i think PervertedZone would a better name if people flipped out over FurryZone just think what would happen if they named this NTRzone

IncestZone would be even more fitting, though no more humorous.

UglyfatolddudeweveseenamilliontimesboffingthefemaleprotagonistZone, anyone?

 

[Deleted member 173891]

better to stay NEUTRAL.

 

[Deleted member 173891]

F.. s 4 F*** OFF

 

[TheDevian]

I admit, I am glad the background pics are gone, cute as they were, it was distracting to have them behind the text boxes.