Captain's log, Day 4 since mods had enough of my shit,
Who knows how long this post will last, me and my crew have been flung further into dark space by the powers that be that executed order 66, many think I am already dead. Perhaps a brave noble crew member will keep it preserved for record before:- [REDACTED, ILLEGAL COMMENT MADE].
There is little news of the Gumdrops game. It seems the newest members to this thread remain confused, puzzled towards this experience. 'Surely' they think, 'that if you've waited six months for a update, it must be HUGE!' Oh you poor naive fools, the remnants of my scattered crew await with you on the noble update, but will I ever even get to talk about the update when it finally releases? Who knows.
The discord offers no resolution for the wait, only a few teasers (Dutch angle of course, the greatest angles to show all things in life).
SHOCKINGLY, Gumdrops patreon has dropped to $9000, could this be a foreshadow of things to come? Was it not entirely expected with a wait like this money would began to dwindle? Alas, the hardened supporters still fly head first into the Gumdrops Void, the largest vessel yet, the mighty 'BLUEBALLS XVII' flies full steam, it's Captain screaming to the top of his lungs, red wide eyed on meth, '25TH OF JANUARYYYYYYYYY! IT'S COMING SOOOOON BOYSSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHH!-'
Perhaps it all rides on this update, the game was agreed to be seen as abandoned if Gumdrops could not produce the update at last without delay. I wonder what will become of this thread if the game is abandoned? Will it be preserved like a fossil for young F95 explorers to find? Will it be closed? Will it become a depraved den of shit-posting? I know not.
The finale draws near, the final curtain call whether the game can make it or break it. Will we finally get the promised land? Or shall it be a glorified soap opera? Only time will tell...
Captain signing off,