Patreon Acquires F95

[oysterkeeper]

I was panicking hard guys.

 

[hu lover]

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eating and jerking off, what a perfect symbiotic combination

 

[Shawnchapp]

I can't believe how many people actually believed this when they first read it. Patreon acquiring F95Zone is like a prude buying up all the condoms at a store to stop people from having sex.

your not wrong.. but i could see them doing that Lmao

 

[BlazeEmblem]

I just came here to say: great job on the joke.

 

[Ragzul]

no, not that. they just gave everyone a huge mind fuck, it was a joke though and many people fell for it.

See, I know that NOW.... But didn't for a few minutes.
Please hold while I sound some alarms on discord for extra hilarity.

 

[PornHero]

Here in my country is still march, 31. I still thought it was a joke, but i was starting to believe it kkkkk

 

[WOMANpukumaru]

If this was just a few hours later it wouldn’t have worked AT ALL. Dammit. Now I gotta start being wary BEFORE the day comes? Lol

Did I just get fake Ntr’d in real life?

So because of time zones, not only do I have to worry before the day aroves but for a few days AFTER

why did god make time this way lol

 

[thewateroflife]

Oh good lord. Right. April 1st.
Even made a news announcement for it.
Got a lot of us good for a minute.

 

[hu lover]

Excuse me sure would be intresting in some beach front protery in flordia for very cheap?

don't forget the lube

See, I know that NOW.... But didn't for a few minutes.
Please hold while I sound some alarms on discord for extra hilarity.

don't worry i am still here everything is going to be A ok.

don't forget to turn your notifications on on discord

 

[FookU2]

Good job on the (pre-)April Fools joke. The real-ish looking "news" domain is a nice touch, too! For those who haven't seen it yet, it appears as a banner above games and other posts on the forum. It definitely made me laugh.

Oh good lord. Right. April 1st.
Even made a news announcement for it.
Got a lot of us good for a minute.

It isn't April though. An April Fool's joke that isn't in April isn't an April Fool's joke. It's just a lie that's gonna make people temporarily pissed, and feel the need to go start a discussion about how ignant it would actually be for Patreon to own F95.

 

[RattusRexus]

Wow, definitely got me with that. It's not April 1 here yet, didn't have my defense shields up

 

[The ArcKnight]

That was probably one of the best april fools jokes i've seen.

chef's kiss for spoofing the patreon website.

 

[loqex]

 

[Barbrook]

That totally got me to check the forums for the flame thread. Good job at the slight scare. lolz.

 

[mcleod1987]

fuck you.... that is all XD

 

[lonejackman]

I literally shat bricks for a hot second there. Well played ROFL

 

[jokas377]

The change to the logo is what really got me!

 

[Nijinda Futatama]

That's the first April Fools joke in years that got me. Well played.

 

[thewateroflife]

It isn't April though. An April Fool's joke that isn't in April isn't an April Fool's joke.

It's April to me :c

(Also, companies buy out their problems all the time to bury them.)

 

[atvlongjump]

Lol pretty wild April Fools joke if that is what it really is. It's even on the patreon page as well.