Why do so many straight men love porn or hentai that involves another man's penis?

[justpassingbyreally]

Have you tried watching porn with black men and bad lighting? Might help with tuning them out.

Alternatiely, Japanese porn allegedly has no penises. Someone did decensoring research that because showing them is illegal and no one would be able to tell if they're present behind the mosaic, they save time not using them.

 

[OsamiWorks]

Lol are we still roasting this guy?

What about traps? Have you tried getting off to that? Traps are people that look like women in every single way, but have a penis. If the average penis is around 2.19% of an adult males volume, then that only makes traps about 2% gay.

Now maybe youre not convinced. Mathematically speaking, heterosexual porn has a male and a female. Because seeing men makes you feel uncomfortable and worried about being gay, heterosexual porn is about 50% gay. That seems pretty high above your threshold.

Lesbian porn has no men in it, but because its two women, its 100% gay. Which has been a reoccurring theme of something you're against, so we have to rule that out.

Now get this, if a trap is having sex with another trap, its only 4.38% gay. Thats such a massive improvement from traditional heterosexual porn! Isn't that great!

I've got this great chart so you can adjust your cooming habits:

1. Watching a cam girl, 0% gay
2. Watching a trap jerk off, 2.19% gay
3. Watching hot trap on trap action 4.38% gay
4. Watching heterosexual porn 50% gay
5. Watching lesbian porn 100% gay

 

[c3p0]

Now get this, if a trap is having sex with another trap, its only 4.38% gay. Thats such a massive improvement from traditional heterosexual porn! Isn't that great!

I've got this great chart so you can adjust your cooming habits:

1. Watching a cam girl, 0% gay
2. Watching a trap jerk off, 2.19% gay
3. Watching hot trap on trap action 4.38% gay
4. Watching heterosexual porn 50% gay
5. Watching lesbian porn 100% gay

I found one error. If lesbian porn is 100% gay, then trap on trap action would also be 100%.
Otherwise well done and I tip my hat to your math.

 

[OsamiWorks]

I found one error. If lesbian porn is 100% gay, then trap on trap action would also be 100%.
Otherwise well done and I tip my hat to your math.

The penis to female ratio is a key part of heterosexual porn. Lesbians are female which is great! But being a lesbian is gay since its homosexual. Traps are nearly lesbians. Like we saw from the math, two traps are only 4.38% gay, so its an easy mistake, but you forgot about the penis factor defining the heterosexual genre when multiple people are involved.

Look its pretty complicated at a scientific level, luckily there are tons of helpful vids on the topic

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[Ayhsel]

Ahhh proof that math is the ultimate discussion winner!

 

[c3p0]

Ahhh proof that math is the ultimate discussion winner!

In all seven or more threads that you could appear it is here. Quite interesting.

 

[hamsters]

While I really don't like gay porn I do like seeing a penis cum. That's where futa is the best, because it has both the benefit of cumshots without the "ugly bastards" part.

 

[Ambir]

Lol are we still roasting this guy?

What about traps? Have you tried getting off to that? Traps are people that look like women in every single way, but have a penis. If the average penis is around 2.19% of an adult males volume, then that only makes traps about 2% gay.

Now maybe youre not convinced. Mathematically speaking, heterosexual porn has a male and a female. Because seeing men makes you feel uncomfortable and worried about being gay, heterosexual porn is about 50% gay. That seems pretty high above your threshold.

Lesbian porn has no men in it, but because its two women, its 100% gay. Which has been a reoccurring theme of something you're against, so we have to rule that out.

Now get this, if a trap is having sex with another trap, its only 4.38% gay. Thats such a massive improvement from traditional heterosexual porn! Isn't that great!

I've got this great chart so you can adjust your cooming habits:

1. Watching a cam girl, 0% gay
2. Watching a trap jerk off, 2.19% gay
3. Watching hot trap on trap action 4.38% gay
4. Watching heterosexual porn 50% gay
5. Watching lesbian porn 100% gay

You convinced me. Time to drop a couple thousands on camgirls.

 

[Meaning Less]

You convinced me. Time to drop a couple thousands on camgirls.

0% gay but 100% simp, watch out!

 

[nicod]

NTR fans : like to see their women fucked (are they gay)
female protagonist player : like to play female (is it gay)
POv games are boring if i want a pov i will just go fuck some girl real

 

[Someone]

Cause i cannot put my own dick inside the monitor.

 

[Meaning Less]

Cause i cannot put my own dick inside the monitor.

 

[freedom.call]

The porn industry is kaput when they catch wind of this new development, straight people watching straight people fucking...what were they thinking?

 

[c3p0]

The porn industry is kaput when they catch wind of this new development, straight people watching straight people fucking...what were they thinking?

Don't know what they were thinking, but I assume the give a fuck about it.