Ottoeight

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Mar 13, 2021
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Poem:

The Gazelle and the Minion

Every morning in Africa a gazelle wakes up,
it knows it must run faster than the fastest lion,

every morning on F95 Zone dozens of DC's minions come,
they know they must defend their Master faster than his critics,

faster and faster and faster.

It doesn't matter whether you are a gazelle or a minion,
when the sun comes up, you'd better run and post on F95 Zone.
 

GNova

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Oct 5, 2019
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nahhhh thats crazy i told u all u can get a gf by the time the next update releases and now u guys r just sitting with your sausage in your hands debating about why or why not u got scammed of ur time nahhhhhhhhh
So go get your own girlfriend? I mean if you already have one go spend time with her instead of spending time in a internet pirate porn forum...
 
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totor83

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May 15, 2017
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DC told me that they were going to completely rewrite the game to stick more to current events (IA, transgender, the war in Ukraine). In short, he is starting everything from scratch next month and under gimp and krita (he will also have to relearn everything because he don't know gimp and krita). He is asking for more donors for this considerable effort.
 

itsyeboii

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Aug 23, 2017
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No fucking way that dude actually takes an obvious joke seriously, and actually use it as an argument that DC profits more than he already does. You can clearly see its an inside joke by the multiple laugh reacts underneath the message.

It's the perfect example of people taking things at face value and running with it. I get that not all DC sceptics are at this level but the course of thought remains the same.
 

slammikjammik

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Nov 23, 2018
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Those who miss Debbie, make an account on civitai.com and check my AI creations of her. Not 1:1, but captures her likeness in the way I want it. I got some other everyone's favourite mommies on there as well.
 

HentKingdom

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Jan 14, 2023
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DC told me that they were going to completely rewrite the game to stick more to current events (IA, transgender, the war in Ukraine). In short, he is starting everything from scratch next month and under gimp and krita (he will also have to relearn everything because he don't know gimp and krita). He is asking for more donors for this considerable effort.
If this is true. It would not suprise me. A lot of devs do rewrites for various reasons. But this resets all the work to 0. So meaning everybody who paid him all these years did it for nothing.

Also a rewrite for this game means it will never get finished. But knowing people a lot of them will still send there pay checks to Mr Cookie.
 

Xupuzulla

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Aug 1, 2022
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Is there any actual picture of Darckcookie out there?
Im kinda curious how he looks like now:LOL:
 
Aug 8, 2023
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I asked them some stuff in stream. I feel more confident that it’s actually being worked on. I’m not a shill or anything but they answered my questions (although it was deleted at first haha).
 

MisterMeh

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Nov 3, 2020
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Wouldn't watching the stream, even if only for a minute or two, tell you it's being worked on?

That's what people have been saying this entire time.
 
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