Porn Game Tropes: The good, the bad, and the fugly

[kotte]

I agree with all of the above, but I have one more major annoyance:

looks

Like, what about females that look like wasps (is 100-10-100 really so attractive?)



Second, what's with all the bald guys?
It's almost as if I you have to pay extra for hair when you buy models...


And speaking about pricing for DAZ models, there's a guy that most have been sold out real cheap, because he is literally _everywhere_.
Seriously, if I meet THIS guy in one more game, I'll have to format my hard drive:

 

[Deleted member 229118]

I agree with all of the above, but I have one more major annoyance:

looks

Like, what about females that look like wasps (is 100-10-100 really so attractive?)
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Put the hair down so it falls next to her face and she is a solid 8(for an old woman anyway)
How old is she suppose to be 30 to 40?
Also lose the pink underwear.
It is disguesting.
Atleast wear black if your going to wear that eyesore.

Yes 100-10-100 is very attractive to most guys.
Houseglass figheur and all that.

Personal i dont care much for the tits size aslong it isnt so big you would need a forklift to be able to move(really dont get the appeal of tits bigger then the body but different strokes for different folks)

Second, what's with all the bald guys?
It's almost as if I you have to pay extra for hair when you buy models...


And speaking about pricing for DAZ models, there's a guy that most have been sold out real cheap, because he is literally _everywhere_.
Seriously, if I meet THIS guy in one more game, I'll have to format my hard drive:


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That is the first time i seen this guy.
I have seen alot of guys with a mop for hair and a face the screams punch me.
That guy looks way to charming to be in a corruption type porn game.

As for bald to short hair guys.
It is what is commonly consider attractive on male's.
Long hard males are..... an abbomination for a like of politer term.

 

[getdare]

The weak protagonist



I can only think of two examples right now: The guy you play in Taffy Tales and the The Masculine Mystique main character.

In both games you see some dudes bullying a girl, but you don't have the option to fight them. Why do most porn games automatically assume that the player themselves is super weak? I can fight people and it really throws me off when games do this kind of stuff.

 

[Deleted member 229118]

The weak protagonist

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I can only think of two examples right now: The guy you play in Taffy Tales and the The Masculine Mystique main character.

In both games you see some dudes bullying a girl, but you don't have the option to fight them. Why do most porn games automatically assume that the player themselves is super weak? I can fight people and it really throws me off when games do this kind of stuff.

It depend on how it is handed but the underdog becoming the alpha male is a very common trope indeed.

I personal dont mind aslong it is handled well.
It is an other thing if you remain weak.
Rise to power i like.
Not getting stronger and taking my sweet revenge is for lesser males.

 

[getdare]

Any game written by a woman. Fancy that.

Wish we had more female writers here. Not because I think that fema.... well let's be honest here, woman have easier time collecting experience. Even very good guys go home alone sometimes, but a girl always has at least 4 guys hitting on her when she goes to a club. It's way easier for a woman to figure things out because all she has to do is leave her house.

As a guy this is a lot harder. I bet half of the guys writing these games are still virgins. That would explain the bad writing and horrible characters...

Now I am not a men hater or something, but I think women are better in this regard.

I personal dont mind aslong it is handled well.
It is an other thing if you remain weak.
Rise to power i like.
Not getting stronger and taking my sweet revenge is for lesser males.

Not a fan of this. I mean nobody is born as a pro, but you can be good at something at the first try. I am just a big person. At 1.85m I am above average tall and I have wide shoulders too. When it comes to fighting I only know the basics, but I make up for it by being brave, crazy and heavy. I can beat most people in a fight and I real HATE it when a game makes me play as a weak person.

Imagine this scene: You walk down the hallway when you see a guy pushing a girl against the wall fingering her while she angrily yells at him to stop. The game gives you a few options... a) start a fight b) secretly sneak away before they notice you c) call a teacher.

I pick a) and the game says "on second thought that's a bad idea, he would beat you up badly".... like fuck off man. No he wouldn't beat me up badly. Tip his shoulder, he will look over confused because he is not expecting anything and BAM, break his fucking nose. Fights over.

I really hate weak main characters. I don't care if they get stronger later, I don't feel like grinding.

Now that I think about it, it's the same in hornstown.



You start as a complete loser. Why is my friend from school back then a lawyer and I am a jobless loser? My job should be just as good as hers. I could forgive them if they at least gave me to option to upgrade myself, but even that isn't an option. You don't even have the option to win her over or to steal her from Edward. How disappointing is that?

 

[Deleted member 229118]

Imagine this scene: You walk down the hallway when you see a guy pushing a girl against the wall fingering her while she angrily yells at him to stop. The game gives you a few options... a) start a fight b) secretly sneak away before they notice you c) call a teacher.

I pick a) and the game says "on second thought that's a bad idea, he would beat you up badly".... like fuck off man. No he wouldn't beat me up badly. Tip his shoulder, he will look over confused because he is not expecting anything and BAM, break his fucking nose. Fights over.

Ow yeah i hate those too.
I am fine if i get beat up because i miss the stats to win/failed the minigames(ok i would save scum).
But thou must however shoud be shot and killed.

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I do get the fight mentality.
I was bullied most of my youth and these days i refuse to back down because of it.
I will never be weak again.
So i can related to the weak guy turned strong story(it is pretty much my story)
That said there are quiet a few games out there where you are a badass just for existing.
What games have you played?
What are your fetishes.

I really hate weak main characters. I don't care if they get stronger later, I don't feel like grinding.

Now that I think about it, it's the same in hornstown.

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You start as a complete loser. Why is my friend from school back then a lawyer and I am a jobless loser? My job should be just as good as hers. I could forgive them if they at least gave me to option to upgrade myself, but even that isn't an option. You don't even have the option to win her over or to steal her from Edward. How disappointing is that?

Ow horntown is a bad game.
Caters to those who like sissification(turning a male into a submissive female)
I stay far away from those games.

 

[Proto Persona]

Ow yeah i hate those too.
I am fine if i get beat up because i miss the stats to win/failed the minigames(ok i would save scum).
But thou must however shoud be shot and killed.

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I do get the fight mentality.
I was bullied most of my youth and these days i refuse to back down because of it.
I will never be weak again.
So i can related to the weak guy turned strong story(it is pretty much my story)
That said there are quiet a few games out there where you are a badass just for existing.
What games have you played?
What are your fetishes.


Ow horntown is a bad game.
Caters to those who like sissification(turning a male into a submissive female)
I stay far away from those games.

Huh. And now I have a new game to try out. Damn if that's not a divisive game though.

 

[Deleted member 795684]

''Why not both?''

If a female character in an adult game comes across an opportunity for lesbian sex, she always accept it and enjoy. She never refuse it and says a thing like ''I'm not bi, so I don't want to do it'' ever.

At least I didn't see the opposite situation ever.

 

[getdare]

She never refuse it and says a thing like ''I'm not bi, so I don't want to do it'' ever.

That's because straight woman don't exist, they are all at least bi-curious.

 

[Deleted member 795684]

That's because straight woman don't exist, they are all at least bi-curious.

You can't know that.

 

[getdare]

It was just a light hearted joke

 

[weaselman]

''Why not both?''

If a female character in an adult game comes across an opportunity for lesbian sex, she always accept it and enjoy. She never refuse it and says a thing like ''I'm not bi, so I don't want to do it'' ever.

At least I didn't see the opposite situation ever.

funnily enough, as was noticed previously here, it was once the other way around

lesbians weren't real, they were just straight woman who hadn't met the right dick yet

 

[Domiek]

Not a fan of this. I mean nobody is born as a pro, but you can be good at something at the first try. I am just a big person. At 1.85m I am above average tall and I have wide shoulders too. When it comes to fighting I only know the basics, but I make up for it by being brave, crazy and heavy. I can beat most people in a fight and I real HATE it when a game makes me play as a weak person.

Imagine this scene: You walk down the hallway when you see a guy pushing a girl against the wall fingering her while she angrily yells at him to stop. The game gives you a few options... a) start a fight b) secretly sneak away before they notice you c) call a teacher.

I pick a) and the game says "on second thought that's a bad idea, he would beat you up badly".... like fuck off man. No he wouldn't beat me up badly. Tip his shoulder, he will look over confused because he is not expecting anything and BAM, break his fucking nose. Fights over.

I really hate weak main characters. I don't care if they get stronger later, I don't feel like grinding.

Now that I think about it, it's the same in hornstown.

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You start as a complete loser. Why is my friend from school back then a lawyer and I am a jobless loser? My job should be just as good as hers. I could forgive them if they at least gave me to option to upgrade myself, but even that isn't an option. You don't even have the option to win her over or to steal her from Edward. How disappointing is that?

I'm guessing a lot of the "Fight or flight" scenes may just be a reflection of the dev and their life experience. I also don't like the other trope of being MC who fights at the most immature things. The example of a girl being sexually assaulted likely justifies violence or at least the use of force. However, I've played some games where MC fights just because someone is rude or pushy. Makes me feel like whoever is writing that part of the story is trying to live their fantasy of being alpha male. Alpha male of course being a term that's generally used by people who think fighting and asserting dominance at the dumbest/most immature situations is the pinnacle of masculinity.

In my game, there's a scene where a guy is being a verbally abusive jackass to a barista. You don't go "white knight" and beat his ass and save the day. You fuck with him and embarrass him until he leaves. That scene was much more fun to write than a cringe beat-down.

 

[FranceToast]

However, I've played some games where MC fights just because someone is rude or pushy. Makes me feel like whoever is writing that part of the story is trying to live their fantasy of being alpha male. Alpha male of course being a term that's generally used by people who think fighting and asserting dominance at the dumbest/most immature situations is the pinnacle of masculinity.

Has "The MC is the only Alpha Male Here" been done yet?

 

[johnconnor]

What about "nobody can smell or taste sex" ? I can't think of a single example (I'm sure it's out there) of one character remarking on another one who's just had sex.

Character A: has sex
Character B: "Why does this dick taste like pussy?"

I should make a game around that feature.

 

[Domiek]

What about "nobody can smell or taste sex" ? I can't think of a single example (I'm sure it's out there) of one character remarking on another one who's just had sex.

Character A: has sex
Character B: "Why does this dick taste like pussy?"

I should make a game around that feature.

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[johnconnor]

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That's a beautiful song.

 

[Deleted member 229118]

Has "The MC is the only Alpha Male Here" been done yet?

I dont believe so.

 

[FranceToast]

What about "nobody can smell or taste sex" ? I can't think of a single example (I'm sure it's out there) of one character remarking on another one who's just had sex.

Character A: has sex
Character B: "Why does this dick taste like pussy?"

I should make a game around that feature.

There is a small scene in @carnalcardinal's Welcome to Temptation that has a mistaken reference to smell, definitely made me laugh.

 

[thecardinal]

There is a small scene in @carnalcardinal's Welcome to Temptation that has a mistaken reference to smell, definitely made me laugh.

I think I described one girls vagina as smelling like a glass of milk with pennies in it.