Porn Game Tropes: The good, the bad, and the fugly

[Burt Reynolds Mustache]

After having gone through a bunch of different games, a lot of similarities between titles become evident. So I thought it would be fun to try to quantify some of these tropes and talk about why they work, and why they don't...Here are a few that I have come up with, feel free to comment on them, expand on them, or add your own...

The Creeper

No one is more of a creeper than Max

The creeper is generally the main character of his own game. He's not particularly attractive, has no real skills, and no driving force other than creeping on every lady, or occasional futa he meets. The Creeper will do anything to get laid, he will lie, cheat, steal, blackmail, or drug his conquests into submission. He has next to no conscience, and when he does
show the slightest of pangs, it will be gone by the next scene. Most often he is a teen, though there are exceptions. Bonus points if he's on bad terms with his father. His penis size is calculated by the length of his thumb to his pinky multiplied by the number of family members he wants to fuck. Once he's past middle age the creeper becomes the "No Life
Dad"

Examples of games with creepers: Big Brother (Max), Summertime Saga, My New Life, The Artifact, Dreams of Desire, Incest Story, Lab Rats, Glassix

The No Life Dad:

No Life Dads have to pee a lot

When creepers grow up, they are miserable. They have a boring job, a decent modern apartment, and no real relationships. This is true even if they are married, as their wife will pretty much be an Ice Queen. No Life Dad's are really bad at dating, so they decided that it's just easier to go after their family, most often a daughter, and all of her hot friends.
The No Life Dad has lost his personality. Yeah, he can spout platitudes, or get fake angry, but he has no real hobbies, doesn't leave the house for any reason other than work or creeping, and is always the most boring person at the party. His moral compass is even more warped than that of the Creeper, as now he has massive power dynamics to abuse. Thankfully, years of creeping has given him a sexual aura that makes any woman want to bang him. Sadly for the No Life Dad, this only works if he follows a very specific set of steps.

It should also be noted that while most No Life Dads are actual fathers, this is not necessary, one can also simply be a creepy father figure to an innocent girl No Life Dad's also rarely have faces for some reason...Examples of games with No Life Dads: Dating My Daughter, Babysitter, Teacher's Pets, Daughter Saga, My Sweet Neighbors..

Be a gentleman

Staring at her ass is the gentlemanly thing to do.

Hey, a sweet naive virgin has come into your life. You're rich. You're good looking. You have a cock that would make Mr. Ed jealous. You really, really want to plow that hymen into next Sunday. Slow down there sport, making overt advances will just get you shut down. So what do you do? Be a Gentleman. Now being a gentleman is harder than it looks. Some may tell you being a gentleman is being kind, honest and treating the girl like a human being. Those people are all liars and/or simps.

In truth, being a gentleman is all about sexual assault in innocuous ways.


This includes:

Peeping: but only for like a turn or two. Three turns is right out

Flashing: Your dick is your only good feature, accentuate it by wearing tight underwear and "accidentally leaving the shower door open"

Groping: In theory you can grope at anytime. However a true gentleman only gropes when his lady love is asleep and defenseless.

Cheating: Now while it is true that your daughter/niece/student is the love of your life, it's taking WAY too long to get into her pants. Therefore it is totally OK to bang her Slutty Friend and the Sexy Coworker in the interim. Hey, a man has needs

Lying: "No honey, me massaging your tits is in no way sexual. It's also not an affront to man and god and illegal in all 50 states and most of Europe. BTW, Daddy could use a massage down below if you get my meaning..."

Pimping: Sometimes being a gentleman can take a long time, so why not speed things along by pimping your girl out. Yeah, there's a chance that she'll be raped by her boss because "All Bosses Suck", but there's also a good chance that you can
save her from her fate, and she'll want you all the more. And if you fail, watching her lose her innocence to a scumbag is really kinda hot.

So go out, and be classy. Also, never forget the gentleman's creed: "It's only assault if she wakes up, and it's only illegal if you get caught."

Examples of games where you can Be a Gentleman: Teacher's Pets, Dating my Daughter (trope named after the game over screens), My Sweet Neighbors, Parental Love, Babysitter

The Slutty Friend

Elena, the prototypical Slutty Friend

Every naive innocent girl is required by law to have a slutty friend. In fact they are paired up their first year in high school and will be friends forever, or at least until jealousy over the MCs cock tears them apart. The slutty friend wants to fuck everyone, and probably has. But she especially wants to fuck her best friend. But she especially especially wants to fuck her best friends' Dad/Uncle/Brother/Creeper. The Slutty friend mainly exists so that the MC can get some jail-baity action before de-virginizing the main girl, but even she will have several hoops you need to jump through to get laid. Not to be confused with the "Slut in Training"

Examples of the Slutty Friend: Milena (Sol Valley High), Olivia (Big Brother), Jessica (Babysitter), Shasha (My New Life), Elena (Dating my Daughter), Nicole (Incest Story)

The Stairway to Heaven:

Look it's been 6 months, can you at least touch it a little?

No one ever has sex on the first date. Especially not horny teenagers or consenting adults. Sex isn't spontaneous it's actually a very specific set of steps that must be fulfilled, in a specific order. Not only that, but you can only move forward one step per date at a maximum. Anything else would be uncivilized. Often considered a form of "Blue Balling" by
fans.

The Universal Steps are:
1. Kissing
2. Light Petting
3. Heavy Petting
4. Handjob/Pussy Rub
5. Fingering
6. Tit job
7. Blow Job/Cunnilingus
8. Vaginal
9. Anal

Some girls have longer stairways than others, if so the following steps can be added around numbers 6 and 7: Thigh Fucking, Butt cheek fucking, Footjob, Sensual Massage.

That's all for now, more to come soon including: Dad's a Dick, The Best Bud, All Bosses Suck, The Weinstein, The Magical Cock, Mind Control's Not Rape, Rape isn't Rape, Older Sisters are sluts, Younger sisters are virgins, and Mom needs Dick

 

[hopeless]

The Father from DMD is the biggest pedo ever. He acts and thinks as a 100% pedo. this game is made by a pro pedo. while playing you can enter a real pedos mind. its a real good experience. i know understand pedos better and i don't blame them anymore

 

[KnightAngleBoi7]

The Stairway to Heaven:
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Look it's been 6 months, can you at least touch it a little?

No one ever has sex on the first date. Especially not horny teenagers or consenting adults. Sex isn't spontaneous it's actually a very specific set of steps that must be fulfilled, in a specific order. Not only that, but you can only move forward one step per date at a maximum. Anything else would be uncivilized. Often considered a form of "Blue Balling" by
fans.

The Universal Steps are:
1. Kissing
2. Light Petting
3. Heavy Petting
4. Handjob/Pussy Rub
5. Fingering
6. Tit job
7. Blow Job/Cunnilingus
8. Vaginal
9. Anal

Some girls have longer stairways than others, if so the following steps can be added around numbers 6 and 7: Thigh Fucking, Butt cheek fucking, Footjob, Sensual Massage.

8 and 9 can be inverted at time.

 

[Baka plays]

One of the best threads ever
:FuckYea:

 

[Burt Reynolds Mustache]

The Father from DMD is the biggest pedo ever. He acts and thinks as a 100% pedo. this game is made by a pro pedo. while playing you can enter a real pedos mind. its a real good experience. i know understand pedos better and i don't blame them anymore

He's not a pedo sir, he's a gentleman. Either way D is post puberty, if a little simple, so he's really more of ephebophile, which doesn't actually change much in most people's eyes.

Edit: BTW, mods, it doesn't let me edit my first post which has some formatting errors that I totally missed due to a) posting this late as hell and b) having to retrieve the post from RAM after nearly losing it due to browser shenanigans. Is there a way I can edit the post to fix it?

 

[Baka plays]

He's not a pedo sir, he's a gentleman. Either way D is post puberty, if a little simple, so he's really more of ephebophile, which doesn't actually change much in most people's eyes.

Edit: BTW, mods, it doesn't let me edit my first post which has some formatting errors that I totally missed due to a) posting this late as hell and b) having to retrieve the post from RAM after nearly losing it due to browser shenanigans. Is there a way I can edit the post to fix it?

isn´t F partenophile, bc D is a female?

 

[Burt Reynolds Mustache]

isn´t F partenophile, bc D is a female?

I suppose, though man I hadn't even heard of that term before. That's an even rarer term than ephebophile.

 

[Baka plays]

I suppose, though man I hadn't even heard of that term before. That's an even rarer term than ephebophile.

yup. they´r just academic terms, rarely used bc they aren´t a "Disturbance of sexual preference" and describe somewhat normal sexual behaviour.

 

[Burt Reynolds Mustache]

8 and 9 can be inverted at time.

This is true, and when I can edit the post I need to also mention that the order in several steps in mutable.

 

[Burt Reynolds Mustache]

I'm thinking of changing the No Life Dad title to Cherry Poppin' Daddy because of the lols. What do you guys think?

 

[Burt Reynolds Mustache]

Quick one:

Eighteen:

I mean, doesn't she LOOK eighteen?

All females in the game, no matter how young they may look are at least 18. This is because when a girl enters her first year of high school she is officially 18 years old. She remains 18 until her graduation in 3-4 years. This means it's ok to hit on both Freshmen and Seniors. It's totally cool bro, she's 18. This is also why an 18 year old MC can have a fuckable younger sister who is also, you guessed it, 18.

Games that use this trope: Teacher's Pets, Big Brother, My New Life, The Artifact, Incest Story, Glassix, Sol Valley High

 

[Baka plays]

Wikipedia says partenophilia is defined as a preference to virgins but in practice is used for attraction to late adolescent girls, wouldn't that make it an abnormal sexual behaviour?

the greek word parthénos means virgin, that´s true. Don´t ask me why the academics used this to describe sexual normal behaviour, maybe all the other greek terms were already in use.
And no, sexual appeal to late adolescent or almost post puberty girlsor boys(if your gay) isn´t abnormal. The laws of sexual consent may vary from nation to nation, but having sex w/ 18yr girl/boy is within the law of sexual consent.

 

[OhWee]

Awesome thread!!!

 

[OhWee]

Mind Control


The use of a serum, spell, hypnosis, pill, device, or other method by which the main character alters the behavior of the subject using said thing or technique, making them more willing subjects for his/her own desires.

Several games use these, including Lab Rats (serums), Dreams of Desire (spell), Hentai High School (hypnosis), until recently Teacher's Pets (pill), the Company (drugs), Long Live The Princess (spell), and a number of others.

 

[IhaveNoPornAndIMustFap]

Oh, I know one

The Lewd Aunt



When the job of the "Slutty Best Friend" is to nudge a female character gently onto the path of corruption (and insert some jailbait/lesbo action into the midpoint of the game) the lewd aunts job is to get a shy teenage male protagonist over that initial hurdle, by straight up and aggressively fucking him and thus making him a man (and making sure the player doesn't play for too long without the first lewd pictures)

She will typically have a past or present occupation in some form of sex work, be very open minded about all things sexual, and generally serve as a mentor for the protagonists further exploits. It is not necessarily an aunt, but it is always someone external to the household but friendly to the family, whose main feature is a tremendous wealth of sexual experience and willingness to corrupt a male teenager for nothing other than the sheer pleasure of debauchery.

Examples: Big Brother (Aunt Kira) plays this to a Tee. Further examples: Summertime Saga (Aunt Diane), Dual Family (cousin Karen), every ICSTOR game (every Aunt) (I think)

 

[Burt Reynolds Mustache]

Kinda funny that OhWee posted that because me next one is:

Mind Control Isn't Rape:


Consent is a state of mind

So you've got your ladyfriend, sister, mother, aunt, cousin, neighbor and boss all riding the pleasure train with you as the conductor due to hypnosis, drugs, psychic abilities, ancient Eskimo magic, or the help of a demonic entity. Now a normie might just think that there is something morally wrong in taking advantage of someone clearly not in their right mind. Morals are for lesser people. You know better because you're just showing them all how much they wanted your dick in the first place. Even better, if they don't remember it happening due to being turned in to a sex doll it's a victimless crime anyway.

Examples include: Teacher's Pets (hey, she's your wife, drugging her for sex is FINE), Dreams of Desire (nearly everyone), The Artifact (Eskimo magic FTW), Lab Rats (drug them into submission), Glassix (Magic succubus glasses), Harem Villa (Magic Succubus), Superpowered (Break minds like they were made out of glass)

 

[Ignazzio]

Excellent thread. These are all common cliche here. For me the most visible cliche is:

Lovin Family

No matter what type of game you're playing, if there is a female family member - she's yours. You can't implement younger sister and make her unavailable regardless of a setting. It might be a daughter/niece/mother or aunt but at the end they're always the same. If something has tits it's fuckable. They have no real relationships or attachements with world outside of their family and they lack a common sense. Just a sight of their brother/son/nephew/uncle's dick makes them horny. They usually try to refuse those feeling for a 1-2 ingame days after which they fully embrace it. There are some rare cases where they embrace it in much slower rate and let MC do only some innocent things like fingering for most of the time.
Examples: every game with any female family member - that means most of the games.

 

[Procrastinator]

Haha, this is really cracking me up after the crappy days I've had. Do you have anything planned about female MC?

 

[Burt Reynolds Mustache]

Yeah, I'll think I'll call it either "Good Girl Gone Bad" or "Just a girl who can't say no!"

 

[IhaveNoPornAndIMustFap]

Your description of the lewd aunty sounds very much like the pedo-lady who BDSMed christian when he was a child in 50 shades of grey, which I think is both funny and sad.

The thing is, lewd aunts are real. I had a lewd aunt myself, childless (probably should go into the trope description as well), she'd aggressively flirt with me and watch me squirm. Nothing bad happened, but of one of my school mates, got his man-cherry popped by his own lewd aunt. Ok, the guy is like half french and the aunt was on the french side of the family and they'd have wine for breakfast and such. So I wasn't there to witness it but I believe the guy to this day. Lewd aunts are real.

Many of these tropes are real. The "Slutty Best Friend" is obviously a real one too, shy girls will attach themselves to more dominant girls, that's just a function of the social dynamics. It's also one of the more tolerable tropes, I find.

One of the more interesting tropes that are real is the "Stairway to Heaven". We know from behavioral research that the "human mating ritual" is something like that. You have layers of contact that have to be passed through for a successful mating. At the most abstract, you can think of something like

- Visual (Eye contact)
- Vocal (insert stupid pick up line, chat)
- Tactile (Touching each other)
- Oral (That's kissing)
- Genital (Penis in Vagina, Fucking)

Now what actually happens is that these steps can be differentiated into many sub-steps, for example, a gentle brush against the shoulders is a different tactile sub-layer than the grope for the boobs/dick. And scientists have done so. But the exact order in which these things happen depends on the culture. Famous, well-researched example: American troops in France during WW2. The French girls would say the American GIs were very forward. But the GIs would instead say, the French girls were very forward. They investigated this and found the central difference was in the kissing. Americans kiss much earlier than French do. For the French, a kiss is one of the last things you do before you do the hanky in the panky. For the americans, a kiss was something that came soon after a hello, with lots of further "mating dance" to happen after that and in before the actual sex. So they'd say hello, the Americans would start kissing, and the French girls would go "Oh, that was fast, ok lets fuck then" and drop their pantaloons to the surprise of the Americans.

The stairway is "real", but obviously overplayed in many games to the point of grind. You can stretch it out to 20 levels instead of 5, but for the love of god, just add booze as a mechanic, so that people can skip a few at a time, like in real life.