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Something I never will be
no offense to the creator but... this is extremly weird for me
i mean vadafak !
all thsoe girls with big boobs , ok, i m ok with that, not the first time and not a big trouble... but the guy :O , the fucking guy !!!!!
he have an pre-teen head .... and extremly disformed overmuscular body and an freaking horse dick.. all of these together make him extremly weird (and ugly , to be honest)
jesus ... i m out with this one, i dont think i can enjoy a game with such a guy like that (meh, thats never happen to me before)
i mean vadafak !
all thsoe girls with big boobs , ok, i m ok with that, not the first time and not a big trouble... but the guy :O , the fucking guy !!!!!
he have an pre-teen head .... and extremly disformed overmuscular body and an freaking horse dick.. all of these together make him extremly weird (and ugly , to be honest)
jesus ... i m out with this one, i dont think i can enjoy a game with such a guy like that (meh, thats never happen to me before)
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Lol, so over the top, that was actually funny 7/10 i would play another one, maybe with story this time 
- Aug 6, 2016
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I won't touch this one because of the models... they just make zero sense in any setting. Even in fantasy land, those proportions would never work..
- May 13, 2017
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Exactly, the worst part for me is the guy/kid's face on that body on the banner. I will never not be able to play this game without feeling I have the head of a three year old planted on a body with more muscles that can possibly exist in our body. It's also not a good sign the most impressive part of this game so far seems to be the file size.I won't touch this one because of the models... they just make zero sense in any setting. Even in fantasy land, those proportions would never work..
But I do welcome the existence of this game, I can't think of anything else with models that look like this, so it may scratch a very specific itch for some people.
- May 30, 2017
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The file size is small because:
I postwork each png image rendered by Daz Studio in PS and save them as lossless jpg, which cuts their size from 1.5-2MB to like 300-400Kb each. I convert each movie from .avi into .ogv, the preferred format for Ren'py which is also much smaller in size than an .avi.
In other words, I did my job as a dev...
I believe my synopsis is also very honest and clear as to what to expect, so sorry if you don't like playing such a character (ie: a YOUNG, muscle-bound horse-hung BOY as it clearly states), but at least this game is not another endless demo copy of a game that already exists meant to lure patreons...
I am thinking of doing a more evolved game with quests and inventory, etc in the future.
I postwork each png image rendered by Daz Studio in PS and save them as lossless jpg, which cuts their size from 1.5-2MB to like 300-400Kb each. I convert each movie from .avi into .ogv, the preferred format for Ren'py which is also much smaller in size than an .avi.
In other words, I did my job as a dev...
I believe my synopsis is also very honest and clear as to what to expect, so sorry if you don't like playing such a character (ie: a YOUNG, muscle-bound horse-hung BOY as it clearly states), but at least this game is not another endless demo copy of a game that already exists meant to lure patreons...
I am thinking of doing a more evolved game with quests and inventory, etc in the future.
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This is without a doubt the greatest game ever made.
This is the story as I understand it:
Morning Wood is set in a post apocalyptic world where radioactive mutants run free. You play as a mutant 18 year old with a two foot cock, the muscles of an Olympian, and the face of a three year old baby boy, a truly horrific mutation indeed. You are joined by your family, your mother, aunt, and sister all of whom are mutants with G+ cup breasts and 6-inch circumference waistlines. It is your job to survive the harsh wasteland that was once civilization and guide your family on an epic journey to the promised land...through sex...I think.
This is the story as I understand it:
Morning Wood is set in a post apocalyptic world where radioactive mutants run free. You play as a mutant 18 year old with a two foot cock, the muscles of an Olympian, and the face of a three year old baby boy, a truly horrific mutation indeed. You are joined by your family, your mother, aunt, and sister all of whom are mutants with G+ cup breasts and 6-inch circumference waistlines. It is your job to survive the harsh wasteland that was once civilization and guide your family on an epic journey to the promised land...through sex...I think.
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OK, I edited the sentence you quoted because it could indeed be construed the wrong way due to its ambiguous syntax. My game is NOT a "demo in progress to lure patreons". I repeat, it is NOT a "demo in progress to lure patreons".
I don't even have a patreon...
- May 10, 2017
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didnt wanted to be agressive or something . that was pretty funny to read XD
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No worries, you were right anyway, the way I wrote that initial sentence sucked and could be read as me literally saying I wanted to lure patreons, which is definitely NOT what I wanted to say! lol
- Feb 12, 2017
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I'm not gonna download an auto-clicker for something this short. I'ma do it like a real man. With my dick!Auto-Clicker
- Apr 27, 2017
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Can i say one thing XD ?
Only now i find this game, but trust me XD only read all the comments, i laughed so much that my ribs hurt mex'D
Can't wait to try it now:tf:
Only now i find this game, but trust me XD only read all the comments, i laughed so much that my ribs hurt mex'D
Can't wait to try it now:tf:
slapping the mouse with your dick !!
someone call pet protection !!
XD (shit joke, i know )
- May 30, 2017
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It's only been out less than 24hrs ago.
I expect to reach well over 100 negative comments by people-who-get-easily-offended-while-roaming-a-porn-game-site by the weekend.
- Aug 5, 2016
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The tits are one thing, but why do they look like aliens?
What does having the shittiest models ever created have to do with people being offended?