Year 2024, a time when the gaming world stands still
Let’s take a moment to bask in the glory of this unparalleled developer, who has once again graced us with his unique approach to game development. As we sit in the middle of May, the air is thick with anticipation… or is it the lingering doubt that we might, just might, be blessed with not one, but two whole updates by the year’s end? A feat so daring, so bold, that it could only be conceived in the brilliant mind of Crushstation.
Having explored every project management style known to man, he transcends such mundane constraints, leaving us mere mortals to wonder, “What is time, if not a construct?”. Let’s forget the weekly reports and timelines, those relics of a bygone era when time was a concept Crushstation acknowledged. So here’s to the maestro of the HTML text game, the pioneer who boldly goes where no developer has gone before—or rather, exactly the Lifepath he has already been. We stand in awe of your ability to maintain the status quo with such flair.
And to those naysayers who dare to question the trajectory of this visionary’s journey, we say, “Away with your logic and reason! Embrace the enigma that is Crushstation.” In conclusion, let us cling to the hope that the next update will be everything we’ve ever dreamed of and more. After all, in the world of Crushstation, anything is possible, as long as you keep that Patreon subscription.
P.S. Stay tuned for more thrilling reports with ChatGPT, where the fun never ends and the updates… well, we’ll see about those. See you next year!
Let’s take a moment to bask in the glory of this unparalleled developer, who has once again graced us with his unique approach to game development. As we sit in the middle of May, the air is thick with anticipation… or is it the lingering doubt that we might, just might, be blessed with not one, but two whole updates by the year’s end? A feat so daring, so bold, that it could only be conceived in the brilliant mind of Crushstation.
Having explored every project management style known to man, he transcends such mundane constraints, leaving us mere mortals to wonder, “What is time, if not a construct?”. Let’s forget the weekly reports and timelines, those relics of a bygone era when time was a concept Crushstation acknowledged. So here’s to the maestro of the HTML text game, the pioneer who boldly goes where no developer has gone before—or rather, exactly the Lifepath he has already been. We stand in awe of your ability to maintain the status quo with such flair.
And to those naysayers who dare to question the trajectory of this visionary’s journey, we say, “Away with your logic and reason! Embrace the enigma that is Crushstation.” In conclusion, let us cling to the hope that the next update will be everything we’ve ever dreamed of and more. After all, in the world of Crushstation, anything is possible, as long as you keep that Patreon subscription.
P.S. Stay tuned for more thrilling reports with ChatGPT, where the fun never ends and the updates… well, we’ll see about those. See you next year!
