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Java CosmoBreeder [v0.3.9] [harmarist]

3.90 star(s) 7 Votes

Joseph9999

Active Member
Aug 6, 2017
505
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These developers need to understand, they aren't making games for hardcore arcade gamers. They're making it for people that want to jerk off, playing this game is limp dick simulator, cause by the time you beat the boss you're completely turned off. No one on god's green earth would say "SHIT MAN THIS SEX GAME IS TOO EASY". Lowering the difficulty by 10 times would be a great start.
 

EasyBreeze19

Newbie
Jan 21, 2020
18
81
Well, we have to wait to a "save" hero to come.
I'm not wasting more of my time trying to get past the bosses lol
 

CYFire

Newbie
Feb 8, 2018
62
23
theblue dog. Spoiler. the first blue dog. Is small so you have to crouch hit him. When he is in the middle of the field, he stomps 3 times, plenty of time for you to get some hits and jump out of the way.
His digging attack throws rocks, I like to stay at the far end of the room to not get hit.
When he stands in the corner, he only stomps 1 time and then does his jump attack. I personally wait out on this and just by standing at the correct spot, the jump attack is very easy avoidable.
With this pattern he was fairly easy. Way more easy than second stage wingless Charizard with random junk falling...

Now, *spoiler* the second, big blue dog. That's an asshole boss design I can't get my head around.

Also that room in the dark. Yes absolute bullshit. The spot you are standing on seems to refer to lvl3 gate, I assume big blue dog has the keycard (and maybe cause again an earthquake that clears all those damn rocks...). I traversed the darkroom right to left no biggie, but left to right no chance in hell. Luckily, there are other ways around.

I like the general concept of the game, but damn is it hard. Some enemies it seems you can only tank and smash, unavoidable attack patterns all around.
 
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nackedsnake

Engaged Member
Jan 29, 2019
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Wow, new release and already 3 pages of comments?
Is this game any good?
Never find a porn platformer that both good at porn and the gameplay. How does this one fair?
 
Apr 24, 2017
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I bet the dev abandons this just like he does all his other games.

Edit: Thought this was that other artist, Thirstchasm. Still, I maintain my 'it's abandonware' call.
 
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Vortasis

New Member
Jun 18, 2018
3
1
This games controls are an abomination. Also, make sure you don't hit the "reset to defaults" button on the controls page, it does not return your controls to default, and instead just randomizes the controls, and I'm pretty sure removes your ability to ever reach the button remap screen again. Also this game is tuned like an old school arcade machine designed to eat quarters, with very little sexual content besides nude sprites.
 
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Bruh_Bot3000

Newbie
Oct 10, 2021
75
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while this game does have asshole design, if you use a controller and abuse healing items it definitely helps ease the difficulty. I was able to beat all the bosses within two or three attempts on a first run.
 

Porn_Jesus

Forum Fanatic
Jun 21, 2017
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where i can get ability to smash rocks and other trash?
You first have to defeat the little dog and then his dad. Both can be found in the second building of the base by using your ship to travel over the "world map".
 

Ritsujin

Active Member
May 30, 2018
559
690
Very cool, but painful.
No checkpoints?
Attack on C, with WASD movement?
Dev really doesn't want us to have any fun, heh.
 

Ritsujin

Active Member
May 30, 2018
559
690
Yeah, I don't see myself beating any bosses with attack on C, ain't no way.
Menu work is also

not the best.
3 different buttons to do a thing, ha.

Save system is bearable, though, guess checkpoints aren't all that necessary.
 

Ritsujin

Active Member
May 30, 2018
559
690
Alright, it gets easier once you get the lightsaber and charge attack.
Pretty sick.


Boss took some tries, but I did it.
Tip for other folks, though you probably noticed.
When his eye glows, fireball attack coming.
 
3.90 star(s) 7 Votes