Watch DPC turn her into the most important character of all time after he reveals the big twist: Madame Rose is James after a sex change.
Before transitioning, James became a OBGYN doctor. One day, he helped deliver a baby with a cock as large as his arm. Unfortunately, that magnum dong killed the mother during childbirth. In his grief, James "disappeared", leaving behind a devastated wife.
He visited the Pink Rose, and had a little VIP fun with a redheaded stripper with big tits. Unbeknownst to him, she got pregnant and ended up giving away the baby girl to an orphanage.
The random sex distracted James from his guilt, and he decided to become a woman and work at the club to whore herself out.
Madame Rose killed Quinn's dad because he was dealing coke and meth to the strippers at the Pink Rose, and one of them was Lana.
During a checkup at the hospital, Madame Rose saw an elderly woman in a room alone. She had taken the wrong medication, but was recovering nicely. However, Madame Rose thought it was better to put this old bitch out of her misery, and suffocated her with a pillow. She had become a monster after all these years.
One day, a devout Christian man named Patrick came to the club trying to preach the word of the Lord, and ended up getting a nice blowjob instead from Madame Rose. After he busted in 10 seconds, he vented about his gay daughter, and she suggested holding the daughter hostage with a bogus loan contract to keep her away from her girlfriend. Also he got herpes from Madame Rose.
One day while at a convenience store, she asked a cute employee if he wanted a handy in the parking lot. He said no, because he was crushing on a coworker, who happened to be listening around the corner. Instead she jerked off the manager's son.
And now, Madame Rose is finally coming home to surprise a lonely widow on Christmas Eve, only to be surprised herself...
You know what you guys, I have to give some respect to Dalli. It's actually a little hard to try and string together total nonsense and make it look not completely stupid. Fun though.
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