- Jul 9, 2018
- 89
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Ok, I'm REALLY not trying to be a dick here.... just blunt. Why the hell is the writing sooo fuckin' cringe? Not just the dialogue/internal monologue, but the story progression as well. This thing goes from zero to "what the actual fuck?" so fast that it completely falls apart (imo). I've forced myself to continue playing to the point where MC and "mommy" (seriously, "mommy"? Just say "mom".) are on the island for the second night. And I'm honestly not sure if I can continue. Am I supposed to be rolling my eyes and saying "seriously!" out loud every 2 to 5 minutes? Because if that's the intention... it's working perfectly. Reading the overview, I thought "Ok, this seems like it'll be a good time".... And it's been anything but. Little technical shit like single "choice" clicking for things that REALLY don't need a click. Like "Open The Door For Her", "Go Apologize", "Go Near Her" and "Get Closer".... just fucking nix that shit! Why exactly do I need to "make a choice" for something that's going to happen regardless? That is NOT a rhetorical question. The way the characters talk is fuckin' ridiculous. And obviously I don't mean "haha funny, good times" ridiculous. "Hey I've got a great idea... lets see how many times we can make the characters say the word 'Lambo' out loud in under 10 minutes, like it's the most natural thing in the world, and not the biggest douche move ever." Is the word "Lamborghini" really that hard to spell? And once it's been said ONCE, does it actually need to be reaffirmed multiple times? We get it... they're a super wealthy mob family, with supercars in the living room. Wow... "baller af" (fyi, THAT'S sarcasm! Not whatever the hell went on with MC and Ella about the motorcycle). OK! I'm stopping right fuckin' here, because if I don't I'm just gonna keep going until my head fuckin' explodes. In summation, as you probably gathered (if you're still actually reading this) I believe this ENTIRE script needs a major fuckin' overhaul. It seriously reads like something written by a 16 year old that just slammed 10 Monsters and binge watched every single Vin Diesel movie (no hate for Vin Diesel, btw). I'm going to continue TRYING to play this, and I genuinely hope it gets better. But I have serious doubts.