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Bastus

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Dates. Everyone talks about dating. Movies, books, music, and Twitter threads - it's all about dating. But we still know so little about it. What to say to a girl? Why even sit in a café? How to invite her home? And what to do at home?
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Thread Updated: 2023-12-04
Release Date: 2023-11-15
Developer: Podderzhka - -
Censored: No
Version: Final
OS: Windows
Language: English,Russian
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*Screams like Homer Simpson*
 

Dereth

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She looks like a melted peanut. What is going on?
Did the creator fell asleep and hit his head during modelling and forgot to hit CTRL + Z?
 

DB Cooper

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She looks like the creature who visits me at night when I am experiencing sleep paralysis.
 

EvolutionKills

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Keep Alita’s name out your goddam replies. This is clearly Noodle from the Gorillaz, or her cousin or something
Good eye. That was my initial reaction too, seeing the similarity between this and Gorillaz. It's all in the mouth that weirdly upturns at the edges, and that small upturned button nose. Still, went with Garbage Pail Kids joke instead, because at least Noodle evolved into something borderline attractive.

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That, or she just 'works' in 2D in a way that isn't nearly as nightmare-fuel inducing as... whatever the eldritch horror in this game is supposed to be.
 

Hajtand

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Last I heard gremlins are indeed optimistic when it comes to businesses, just look at her ! :HideThePain:

The weird :3 mouth, the large almost buck-like teeth in the upper part of her mouth, and the all too gigantic eyes combined with the loose attempt at realism. Hits so many places in the uncanny valley like it's a freaking demolition derby.
 

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Daniel Tosh said:
Do you know why they say that– that models are too skinny? It’s because parents are horrible. They can’t tell their 16-year-old daughter that she’s not really a princess. Well, guess what. I can. If you’re 16 years old and you think the only difference between you and Gisele is your waistline and not your busted face… Here’s some advice– fill up the paxil, because life is gonna be really sad. If you’re walking around like, “well, why am I not a supermodel yet?” Who are you even looking at, seabiscuit? “Oh, I want to be a model.” Do you want me to explain it to you? Let’s start with your jawline. That’s not gonna sell a lot of makeup in the magazines. “But I’m skinny.” you are a troll. My advice, have a twinkie, get real good at math, because life is not gonna be easy for you. I’m sorry if this is your wake-up call, but being an ugly woman is like being a man. You’re gonna have to work.
I feel like this applies to the "beautiful woman".
 
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