MC Creeper: We all know him. The faceless MC that peeps, creeps and and when anyone sleeps, he is...doing stuff to them. This only works in darker corruption games, nothing with "romance" or even normal corruption should have this stuff in it. Unless that character is written in a way that they're naive and curious, not necessarily being a creeper on purpose.
MC Robot: The close cousin of MC Creeper to the point they could be inbred clones. This usually faceless MC doesn't behave like a person. He doesn't even behave like a Robot, as he is far to dumb yet also knows everything as he recites facts like an old instruction manual. Nobody acts like this except
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and 90% of MC's. Especially the one from DMD.
Bikini Wax:
Every character in the game, from your little virgin sister to your mom who hasn't had sex since pa vanished to the hobo girl down the street. They're all perfectly smooth. Nobody has pubic hair of any kind, regardless of whether or not it'd make sense for them to. If they do by chance have some, it's a simple landing strip or something similar. No bushes allowed!
Plus-Sized:
There are no plus-sized woman in any game. Unless it's about plus-sized women specifically. Can't have a normal chubby girl hanging among the bikini models. Nope, can't do it. She might eat them or something I guess or the bikini models are gonna bully her.
Mirror Images:
The girls in the game are indistinguishable from each other. Same body types. Same way of talking. Same personality. You can take girl X and switch her with girl Y and nobody would notice. Harem games, specifically, are really bad at this.
Instant Cum:
Yeah, it may make you feel better about yourself IRL. But nobody should cum within 5 seconds of penetration. So many sex scenes are the lowest effort you can have. 1 render of dirty talk, 2 renders of penetration and then MC and the LI cum like volcanos. Also, there is never any post-sex intimacy. No cuddles. No teasing. Nothing. They don't even clean the gallon of cum leaking out of the girl or take a shower. The cum crust is probably thicker than the mantle of the earth.
Manufactured Drama:
You can't create conflict organically via an interesting plot or characters. The only solution is some sappy teen romance flick. MC is torn between fucking X girl or Y girl, so he decides to fuck them both at the same time instead. But he feels really bad afterwards. The girls are conflicted about dating MC, despite knowing he is a player. So after many agonizing nights and a little depression, they become bisexual so they can share him.
Demonic Names 101:
Almost all Demon girls, whether they're succubus girls, or demonic girls who want you to corrupt your family and friends. They're usually named Lilith. Also, if you have a vampire girl. Odds are, her name is Lilith too. Why can they not have other names? Nobody knows, but if you ever did name them differently, you'd probably go to Hell.
The Helpful Perv MC:
Similar to the other MC's listed above, while this one is less obvious, he is also a massive POS. Has your hot mom...eerrrr landlady ever had to get something off a high shelf? Did you volunteer to get it for her? Of course not. Instead, you graciously offered to hold her ass as she attempts to get the item herself. Make sure you get a good booty squeeze, but not too hard or else she'll notice and fall on you. Firmly planting her ass into your face, yet nobody gets hurt. That's what high quality butt implants can do for you. Shock and impact resistance guaranteed. They're also probably why she didn't notice you groping her until you squeezed too hard. Nerve damage from the leaking silicone.
RIP Daddy:
The only dads that exist do so for one of two reasons: They're either a variation of one of the above MC's, or they're dead for "plot reasons". Most likely dead. Because if they were alive, they'd probably not appreciate their son trying to fuck his mom and sisters. That's his job!!!
