Unity - Completed - Zombie Survivals [Final] [Pirates Of The Digital Sea]

[Review of Final version on 3/26/23]

Well, this is upsetting.

I bitch and moan about RPGM, HTML, and RenPy taking over this site all the time, so of course a game would have to come along that's none of those things, and yet still manages to be aggressively mediocre. Heaven forbid I live with my prejudices unchecked.

A top-down zombie survival shooter game? Color me surprised, what a truly unique combination. I'm sure I'll remember this experience for years to come. The developers for this must have been tickled pink by their own boundless creativity. It's a shame this has porn in it, or it might have gotten game of the year. Hardy har har.

It's actually a shame that Pirates of the Digital Sea haven't done enough pirating to know what a good game looks like, or I wouldn't have to blow so much hot air around that my thermostat says "fuck it." Everything here screams "Unity store asset flip" except for the doughy, knock-off Dreamworks female character that makes up the "porn" part of the game, and even she manages to look just off-putting enough that the otherwise "just fine" animations still leave me just as flaccid as this game.

That really sums up the whole experience: flaccid. Even the MC doesn't get to cum, as far as any of us know.

Anyways, do yourself a favor and play something else.

Pros
+ Good top down shooter concept. Guns even auto-reload when you run out of ammo, very nice

Cons
- Gun accuracy is trash on handguns and shotguns. It's very annoying to use those guns and should be tuned up
- Guns dropped by zombies get picked up automatically when you walk over it. Sometimes you unintentionally lose a good gun
- EXP drops on the ground after killing a zombie, instead of automatically applying to your character. This was also annoying
- Every level resets all guns and perks you got from the previous level. It's RNG which perks and guns you get, so you're just rolling the dice to get what you want
- The girl's model is meh
- H-scenes are few & unremarkable

Suggestions
- This game could be a lot better if it incorporated other survival aspects, such as looting houses & vehicles, crafting, finite ammo on the map, limited inventory space, finite enemies on the map, while retaining the top down shooter gameplay.
- Perks and guns should be permanent
- EXP should be automatically awarded after killing a zombie, while loot should continue to require pickup

Conclusion
Hopefully the developer takes the basic gameplay and injects it into a different game with survival and crafting elements. I would not recommend this game, but I would definitely be interested in seeing their next game

It's an ok short game. Best played just for the gameplay if you enjoy top down run and gun which was enjoyable. The sexual content, while it wasn't bad, was lacking. Good for one play through but would be interested in more content from the creator.

I put a low rating because the game has more potential for a normal game than an erotic game, and I am looking for an erotic game on this page. If you have nothing to do you can try it, but if you are looking for an erotic game, I warn you that its content only has the gifts shown here.

It's clear this is a concept or showcase game, and although it's simple and short I enjoyed my time playing it. Praises for the dev for doing something different and doing it well, I hope this idea can evolve for something greater in the future. Of course, do not expect for plot/story or much fappable material, there are few animations and the girl is weird. Overal it's a fun little experience.