RPGM - Completed - Touch The Bio-Unit Lady [v1.21] [egig ere faundation]

  1. 4.00 star(s)

    Dude Lebowski

    I was halfway through an extensive review when the review window closed on me (must have palmed my mousepad while the arrow was outside the review window). The game is short, but the art is solid (besides the censorship) and the story does a decent job at explaining the premise of the game the further you get into it (although the translation leaves a little to be desired). I don't speak or read Japanese, so I cannot comment on the original script, but that is included in the game as well.
    Kudos to the translator for also translating the manual!
  2. 3.00 star(s)

    Freyia1989

    The game is impossible to pass stage two., where all the three gauges have to be brought to a certain level. They just fall too quickly, so there's no way to keep both hips, breasts and face up, it's only possible to either keep breasts up, while face and hips fall too quickly, or keep face and hips up, while breasts fall too quickly. There is no specific fool proof guide how to keep all of them up, or at least a cheat button, or free mode from the start, or a save game with the game already completed, or anything. I wish that I had a sledge hammer button, instead of the touch buttons, to smash the statue to pieces, so I can rage quit properly.

    Edit: Figured out I can use both hands, by right clicking and left clicking. Still slimy not to explain it, not all of us are guessers.
  3. 5.00 star(s)

    IceHunt55

    Absolutely my new favorite game on F95 Zone!

    Petrification kink is a gentleman's kink and games and media with it are very rare.

    This story is wonderfully told without wasting your time with great gameplay that makes you think but it's not too difficult nor too easy.

    The art is absolutely lovely. I loved the different petrification variations which you can choose from in the free menu. It shows how the kink isn't so simple and many possibilities are possible.

    This isn't a game that you can or want to press the SKIP button on.

    The story is heart-warming but also a tad bit melancholic and sad.

    There's a lot of sound effect and details in every step of the way.

    Truly a lovely little GEM of a game and definitely one of the best petrification games!
  4. 5.00 star(s)

    Ippolito

    A young adventurer fallen into a trap, ancient flooded ruins and a strange statue depicting an elf, naked and particularly beautiful. This is the whole game world we’re gonna be in, except the statue is strangely soft to the touch? And it seems that, touching it, the patina of stone that covers it vanishes, showing warm flesh and, at the same time, changing the situation in the ruins...
    This is a very particular puzzle-game, where the road to freedom can be opened to us only with the help of the petrified woman and the pleasure that we will be able to provide her. The game itself is not very long, it lasts just a few minutes, where gameplay and scenes are divided equally. The center of everything is the art: our sphinx is definitely beautiful to see and the adventurer very pretty; together, then, they are irresistible. A pity for the duration, very limited, and for the lack of variety in erotic choices.
    In short, it is a long and peculiar mini-game, a mixture of puzzle and tuch-them, ready to give a pleasant half an hour. Five stars for the uniqueness of the experience, although the game itself would be worth 4.5
  5. 4.00 star(s)

    Plebejer

    Neat little Game. (finished in about 30 minutes)
    The only reason I'm not giving a full 5 Star, is because there's not that much to fap to.
    As others already said, this is somewhat of a new take on molestation games, and the execution is superb.
    All in all - it was the most "wholesome" experience for a molestation game ever... which is a weird thing to say.
    Likes: BakaG
  6. 5.00 star(s)

    derpies1995

    This is a quite weird game, but in a great way.

    You control a feMC trying to get out of a dungeon, an the only way to do it is to molest a statue. The statue's body parts go back to life depends on how simulated they are.

    Gameplay is nothing special, but fits the overall settings just right. Some control might be a bit puzzling.

    H content is great, though limited. I wish there is more H content for the MC since her design is super awesome.
  7. 5.00 star(s)

    nekoinanut

    this game was weirdddd, and i liked it!
    im not really into petrification stuff but im not turned off by it
    i liked how much effort was put into utilizing rpgm cutscenes, they are kinda janky but it really shows how much passion the developers had for this

    on a personal note, i really like the character design of the mc, i kind of wish there was free play with her character after the bad ends!
  8. 3.00 star(s)

    flufffydoggo

    I thought it was good. It's a standard touch 'em' up with a bit of a puzzle (if you don't read the guide). The touching seems OK, but you can't really get away with fapping since the organs you're touching may turn back to stone (unless you understand what you're doing). It has the barebones of a story, which isn't awful but not really deep enough to keep any more than passing interest.

    The mini-games seem like they were thrown together on a 1-day notice, barely gameplay, and seem to have been added as padding to increase playtime.

    The animated scenes were pretty hot but low quality. To nit-pick an example, I would have liked the X-ray scene to match the tempo of the thrusts.
    Nonetheless, it's a solid game and doesn't overstay Its welcome.

    If I could give half-stars, I would give it 3.5 (above average, but nothing special)
  9. 3.00 star(s)

    Rex Blue

    TOUCH THE BIO-UNIT LADY (why are we yelling?) is a game about molesting a petrified elf girl until she stops being petrified.

    I mean sorta. It's basically a short story centered around your typical molestation simulator. There's a couple of other side mini-games also doing molesty stuff. I appreciate a game that knows what it's about.

    That said, I didn't find the molestation simulator that engaging. It's got your typical gauges and locations to prod at, but it felt like there was no way to play the game well. It didn't seem like there was any way to finesse the system/girl. You just poke and prod at her, the gauges inevitably go up and she is inevitably made flesh and eventually cums. The game also loses points for making the last molestation sequence a scene instead of a system. They even kinda had one that's available in the free play.

    The three other mini-games are forgettable, even with the amusingly pervy explanation behind two of them.

    The story was fairly enjoyable and didn't overstay its welcome. I personally would have preferred a male MC, but people gotta have their lolis for some fucking reason. Translation is a bit bad, but understandable.

    Overall, decent but not great. It all hinges on the gameplay for me. While not great, the molestation system was good enough. However, the three other forgettable mini games featuring so prominently really hurt.
  10. 5.00 star(s)

    burubondage

    Main kink is petrification, so if you are into it this provides quite the good experience. Three separate areas (head, chest, hip) and several different stages of petrification to balance. What it means is that you can de-petrify, re-petrify different areas to your liking, and still keep the action going.

    Speaking of which, the voice acting for background voice is quite top tier. Yes, repetitive once you play long enough but never boring. Matches well with the action that is happening.

    Plot wise, short and sweet is the best way to put it. No long-winded story to explore, no plot twists, just straight to the point with 2 other endings that can be viewed immediately once you complete the story mode. The funny dialogue and delivery also make it much more fun to go through.

    Gameplay and controls: very direct. You just click buttons. Even the up down left right are buttons on the interface. Although the 'touch the girl' part of the game requires a little bit of trial & error before you can properly have the game play out the way you want, it is not hard to grasp.

    As a bonus, the CGs are available in a folder from the get go, so if you want to play some SFX in the background and just jack off to a petrified beauty, go right ahead my comrades. Peace.
  11. 5.00 star(s)

    ryuujinx

    A fun little game.

    Translation: It's aight.

    Story: The MC, the smol explorer girl, loots some ancient tech glasses and then falls down into an underground lake where there's a stone lady. Trying to get out she looks around, pokes the statue some before it can come to life sorta. She puts on the glasses and then touches the statue girl to turn her into a real girl, making her cum in the process. Then after some minigames and an escape sequence you both escape. Then presumably go have more lesbian sex. They don't show that part, but you know they did more after. Oh also the statue girl was some immortal they stuck there to fuel their ancient tech wizardry with her spirit or something. One thing I like though is unlike most of the touch a girl/trainer type things the restrained girl WANTS you to touch her, so she can stop being a statue and get out of her restraints. This blends into the audio design where you get pleasurable moans instead of the "I'm cumming but crying at the same time" as a lot of the genre do.



    Gameplay: Another review talked about it, but yeah you poke various parts with your two hands. Later you'll get some extra devices you can attach to her too. Manage all your gauges to get them filled and make her flesh, fill up the other gauge that makes her horny and then you do a minigame. The minigames are fine, basically just guiding stuff around but I find it funny that the control method is the statue girl's body. Like you control this drone with her nipples. Honestly what a shitpost, 10/10.

    H-Content/Art: Statue girl is cute. MC isn't my jam, but she isn't featured that much so not a problem. There's a couple CGs for the endings and in between each story event, but the main focus is poking her in various spots when she's restrained. If you've played any of the games in this genre, you should know what you're getting. I will admit that I found the wiggling elf ears after her face gets turned back to be pretty damn adorable.

    Overall: Just a pretty short, fun experience. No bullshit 10 year exposition or grinding or anything. Just a short story, some decent gameplay gimmicks and good art.
  12. 4.00 star(s)

    czarred

    STAAAATUUUE

    Game was pretty interesting, a bit more involved than most "touch the girl" games. Personally I consider that a plus, although the touching aspect can drag on juuuuuust a bit.

    The game itself consists touching the statue in different places, in different ways, to fill up three gauges at varying rates. Bit of a mouthful that. Anyway, doing so transforms stone to flesh, and consequently changes the way interactions fill up the gauges. What's more, there is a fourth gauge that is filled by selecting dedicated buttons that will decrease your primary gauges.

    Each gauge level transforms a different amount of flesh, and can fluctuate up and down. Big part of the game is understanding how to manipulate these gauges, letting them go back-and-forth between stone and flesh. It's marginally fun, but explained poorly. Thankfully, the download includes a guide. I admittedly did not need it for my very quick run to the good end, mind you.

    Outside the touching are some rather inventive mini-game-esque sequences. They're interesting, and not very difficult; barring the last mini-game, which I won't spoil, but know that it actually required some attention to complete. Even so it wasn't too bad to inhibit me beating the game.

    Beating the game unlocks a free mode with an extra goodie, and let's you view the alternate bad-ends. Also there is a recording function that lets you replay your shenanigans in free mode, if you really enjoy playing this.

    All in all, this is a quick game that is decently made. Took me maybe 30 minutes.

    Oh, story was okay (but barebones,) and translation serviceable.
  13. 3.00 star(s)

    Untolddead

    Game consists of a few different fairly easy mini games aside from the boat one at the end due to input delay. The sex mini game is confusing and I never really figured out how to keep her not stone.

    I completed the good ending on my first try you can watch the other endings after beating the game. I'm not sure how you actually lose I think you have to fail or perhaps succeed at the sex mini game.

    Very short but also drags on a little as the sex mini game is kind of frustrating.

    Fully voiced with some good art though the amount of it is limited. Thankfuly it doesn't fall into any of the rpgmaker games traps. ie pointlessly large maps of nothing.

    Worth playing if you have a half hour.
  14. 4.00 star(s)

    Lupiscanis

    An oddly compelling and well put together variation on 'touch the girl'.

    The story is well written for what it is and the gameplay loop was compelling enough to keep me interested to finish the game (although that last electricity puzzle was super annoying at the end).

    Would have gotten 5* if it had interested me enough to continue playing after I beat it, but really, although you unlock a slightly different sex mode, I found it fairly shallow without the need to 'beat it' (no pun intended) that the story mode had.

    Still, more than decent for me compared to a lot of the trite that I see nowadays.

    The game is very short once you get a hang of the mechanics. The longest part is honestly probably just watching the 'conversations'.
  15. 5.00 star(s)

    Detective Cancer

    Neat little game. A twist on the "touch the girl" genre.

    The act of touching the cute statue goddess is a puzzle where you have to heat up her body so she returns to her human form, and you have to balance out her body parts or they get petrified again. New mechanics are introduced as you go along to completely free her and there are a few minigames you also need to complete that unlock those mechanics.

    Once you beat the game (should take maybe an hour at the absolute most) you get a Free Play mode as well as getting to see the alternate endings, there's 3 endings depending on how good a job you do and if you do well on the final escape sequence, although it's pretty hard to fail honestly.

    Because of how short it is it's hard to recommend people go out of their way to use dlsite's stupid money system and buy it to support the dev. It is still a nice little game and I hope there's more evolution like this to what is frankly the most stale genre of porn game.