To be fair, as a tech demo, it might be 5 stars, but the developer claims this is a complete game, so have to rate it as that.
Well, the game is completable, so there's that. And the graphics are decent enough, if perhaps not the best optimized ever.
Where the porn starts coming apart is when you realize the "goblins" are just some kind of weird green-skinned slender short take on the fat ugly bastard trope. This could look more fantasy-tastic with a bit of effort (at least at trying harder to find stock assets to flip).
Where the product comes apart and looks like a tech demo is when it introduces ideas that aren't actually used. Gags that prevent spellcasting? Sounds good. Piercings that reduce stamina? Now there's a handicap for losing!
Except there isn't. The way to get handicap items is to get captured, and when you're captured, you have to escape to the trader, who'll remove your arm bindings that prevent combat ... along with everything else that could be a hinderance.
Sure, you can put the items back on in the clothing menu, where the game really turns to shit when you realize the developer couldn't be arsed for three seconds to try and find unlocks that fit the fantasy theme instead of bunny costumes and a schoolgirl outfit.
Now if somebodfy willing to do actual work instead of an asset flip took the ideas, there might be a 5 star game somewhere ... but this ain't it.
Well, the game is completable, so there's that. And the graphics are decent enough, if perhaps not the best optimized ever.
Where the porn starts coming apart is when you realize the "goblins" are just some kind of weird green-skinned slender short take on the fat ugly bastard trope. This could look more fantasy-tastic with a bit of effort (at least at trying harder to find stock assets to flip).
Where the product comes apart and looks like a tech demo is when it introduces ideas that aren't actually used. Gags that prevent spellcasting? Sounds good. Piercings that reduce stamina? Now there's a handicap for losing!
Except there isn't. The way to get handicap items is to get captured, and when you're captured, you have to escape to the trader, who'll remove your arm bindings that prevent combat ... along with everything else that could be a hinderance.
Sure, you can put the items back on in the clothing menu, where the game really turns to shit when you realize the developer couldn't be arsed for three seconds to try and find unlocks that fit the fantasy theme instead of bunny costumes and a schoolgirl outfit.
Now if somebodfy willing to do actual work instead of an asset flip took the ideas, there might be a 5 star game somewhere ... but this ain't it.