Fucking hell, I could make this game in powerpoint, no exaggeration. This is how your first moments in this game will go:
- I am adventurer. I do dungeon good. Many pussy be mine.
- Oh no, a sloot has been captured by a bad guy. Do I help her?
- No
- Yes
- Wow you saved me, are you a hero?
- No
- Yes
- Wow how can I repay you hero?
- idfk
- smd idfk
- select an image to see: shitty blowjob image, shitty behind sex image, shitty missionary image. There will be audio playing and you can't move past this until the audio is done.
- you immediately force quit the game because you are a self-respecting human being who has better things to do with their time.
- select an image to see: shitty blowjob image, shitty behind sex image, shitty missionary image. There will be audio playing and you can't move past this until the audio is done.
- Wow how can I repay you hero?
- Wow you saved me, are you a hero?