---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
The art style is cute just as expected from Uzura,
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
I love side scrollers, but if you give me a gun in them that I can manually aim then sign me tf up.
---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
"I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my weapon" I might be biased here as I love the sound of weapons, but overall it's really well done
Also, why do the foot steps of gal with purple hair sound so cute?
I named her: "Private twinkle toes"
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
Not much to say here, the game doesn't kill your laptop, and im sure your microwave can run it
---{ Game Size }---
☑ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
The game doesn't take much space (139 GB MB!) I am impressed how little space it takes to be honest
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
Not to brag but I've been playing video games my whole life, so it's going to take a bit more than that to make me sweat.
But with all seriousness, the hardest aspect of this game is navigation, and I have the navigation skills of an infant trapped in a steel hamster wheel
---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
The grind wasn't needed for me as I didn't take much damage, so I didn't mind taking extra time killing some entities.
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
The story is very unusual, I think I understand it, but at the same time it makes no fucking sense.
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
Again, I'm sure it's short. And again My navigation skills are terrible, So it took me way longer than it should have
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
Wanted to put the "it's free" mark but then realized that im a jew, so every penny counts. The game is ~$5 which is nothing! Come on dude, put away that cookie, instead support the dev.
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
No bugs have fucked me here so, yay!
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Overall a wonderful side scroller, It targets specific fetishes I know. I am here mostly because of futa, I don't like body horror, but it's not vore so.... we take those.
Anyway, this is my first long review, I hope I got a giggle out of you. Tell you what, there are 0 downsides if you try this game so, go for it!
Did I just spend 10 minutes writing a review for a porn game? Nice!