Recommending pubes' mega huge game review pile

[stubbly_pubes]

hi there. i'm pubes. i have parasites in my brain that cause me to critically analyze all media i consume and post about it after the fact. nice to meet you.

this is a living document intended to house truncated versions of all of my game reviews for people who don't want to read overwrought, multi-paragraph walls of text. each is broken down into pros, cons, and iffy things that can be dealbreakers for some people. if you're too lazy to read even a couple of bullet-pointed lists, everything in the Highly Recommended category is stuff i unabashedly think everyone should play regardless of personal preference. go check those games out; you won't regret it.

things to keep in mind about me and my biases:

Spoiler

You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.

now, without further ado, here's a bunch of reviews.

Highly Recommended

Spoiler: standing ovation. very few flaws worth complaining about.

You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.

Regular Recommended

Spoiler: solid. flawed in places, but still worth playing.

You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.

Below The Cut

Spoiler: boring, outstandingly average, or too flawed to recommend outside of niche kinks on display.

You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.

Don't Even Bother

Spoiler: impossible to recommend.

You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.

if you think i missed something, please let me know. i'm always happy to go back and replay a game if it's been substantially updated since the time of my review, or if you feel like i didn't give it a fair shake.

 

[stubbly_pubes]

bumping, since the list is finally finished. wrote down the gist of every review i cared to. will continue updating as more reviews roll out.