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ALSO OFFICIAL DECREE.

Your beloved and caring King shall be forced to banish this game to those dark and unseen Rugged Lands of Shaolin if it does not provide my needed luxury tax of two parts throbbing ladycock for every satchel of gold claimed by this tanner of penile hides due to his peddling of wares in the loving of Roommate variety.

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Halfelf

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Are there different routes or sth in the game? I'm asking coss I just saw that pic up there and 170 pages in the forum of what I think it to be a 1 route game
In fact there are 3 routes in this game. Elly only, True Husband, and of course Harem :)
 

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Also if any of you and your so called Army of Boners dares to attempt a siege of your dutiful King's castle please remember I have an entire Harem of Death made up of a legion of Golden Trolls, your feeble attempts at revolution exist solely due to the fact that your King decides not to crush you like the unwashed vermin you are, and with a snap of my fingers we can reign down hellfire and brimstone on your little convergence of goat herders.

You have no idea the true Army of Storms at my fingertips and the fingertips of my Elite Guard in the form of the oddest gifs and images from the darkest regions of the soul.

@Field Marshal Trap Reamer @Major Wanker

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Darth Helmet

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Also if any of you and your so called Army of Boners dares to attempt a siege of your dutiful King's castle please remember I have an entire Harem of Death made up of a legion of Golden Trolls, your feeble attempts at revolution exist solely due to the fact that your King decides not to crush you like the unwashed vermin you are, and with a snap of my fingers we can reign down hellfire and brimstone on your little convergence of goat herders.

You have no idea the true Army of Storms at my fingertips and the fingertips of my Elite Guard in the form of the oddest gifs and images from the darkest regions of the soul.

@Field Marshal Trap Reamer @Major Wanker

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I've opened Pandora's Box. I should've listened to @Major Wanker . I shall retreat for the time being and prepare for all hell.
 

Adoringfan

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srs answer, futas don't exist and as for traps, the more popular ones are probably more hung like with regular male porn actors. Porn actors with baby dicks don't really exist outside of amateur home videos.
 
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Major Wanker

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@klx jesus h christ man. That was errrr damaging to my retinas. I see a £500 an hour shrink i can send you the number if you like? Because honestly you need serious help.
 

Ennoch

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The size of those shoes compared to those feet...even given perspective differences...

Yeah, that's what I noticed. Was something else in the photo?
Yes. Look where the guy's foot at! He probably have kicked into the bed and pretends all is fine but actually he is about to cry in pain.
 

Luxee

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Yeah, my mistake, you are right. But still, at my game that picture was missing. Thanks guys, i appreciate that. Any ideas why my picture was missing ????
For whatever reason, the first v0.5 lewdpatch messed up and didn't have it, which is why the lewdpatch that's on there now, is called v0.5.1

If ye downloaded the pre-patched versions, I'm not sure those have the up to date patch in em, as the v0.5.1 patch was uploaded like a day after 0.5 release
 

Nerttu

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For whatever reason, the first v0.5 lewdpatch messed up and didn't have it, which is why the lewdpatch that's on there now, is called v0.5.1

If ye downloaded the pre-patched versions, I'm not sure those have the up to date patch in em, as the v0.5.1 patch was uploaded like a day after 0.5 release
Yeah, that must be it. Thanks !! Great game btw.
 
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