RPGM - Nothing Can Stop Me [v3.0] [DDfunlol]

  1. 4.00 star(s)

    Kayzee12

    Wow, I have to say... this game is so bad, that it actually feels good. If I had to describe it in one word, it's a real all out "fuckfest". There's literally no telling who fucks who.. It's utter sexual chaos, and between all this is the grand plot of the game - FIX YOUR COMPUTER.

    You know, there's that time when it's like 3 AM in the morning and you're on the brink of falling dead asleep, but you want have that mandatory daily fap to a porn game, well go no further, this game got ya covered. There's no story, you go into the game and stick your dick in anything that moves. but it's not just you that fucks, every character in the game fucks anything and everything. But I do have to give it to the dev, there are some extremely hot situations.

    overall, It's not a typical game where you get attached to the MC or a character etc or the story. It's just get in, bang, get out...
  2. 5.00 star(s)

    latrop16

    I would describe the game as an "orgy". Everyone fucks everyone.
    In my opinion every game should be judged within its own genre. This is the reason why I don't count criteria like "well written story" or dialogs into equation.
    The focus of these kind of games is being ridiculous, funny and perverted and within these parameters it's a good game.
    I find it unfair to give the game 1 star just because you don't like NTR or "the story is garbage", it just contributes

    There are a lot of fetishes involved, animations are decent, female models are very hot.
    I've only few critiques:
    - Actually animated parts of scenes are pretty short
    - Wait time between dialogs are often way too long
    - Animations have inconsistent SFXs
    - While bodies look relatively realistic, penises are way to large for the proportion

    Overall I can recommend the game for everyone who likes this kind of games, which I do. In my opinion we need more this kind of games, especially animated.
    Likes: Gudil
  3. 4.00 star(s)

    Headshunter

    Wow, just wow, DDfunlol is still around!, and this game is one of the OGs from when I first discovered this site, a true jewel which doesn't try to be something it is not, this is a game meant for laughs atits absurdity, and quick and hot sexual situations, which is why most play these games, it had a decent amount of content back in the day, and I, for one, am happy to see it back.
    Story : 5/5 taking into consideration it is meant for stupid silly fun
    Gameplay: 3/5 it is what it is, nothing groundbreaking, nor is it supposed to be
    Renders: 5/5 decent still, despite their obvious age, but still good enough to like
    Overall: 4/5 the only reason it doesn't get 5 fom me is the glacial pace of updates, but if DDfunlol gets back at it more consistently, then its an easy 5 from me
    Likes: Gudil
  4. 3.00 star(s)

    sixpo2

    ¨This game is really difficult to judge. It has really lot of content which is really good. It has a lot of fetish as well. But the game is sometimes a bit confusing and the MC is really idiot. The running everywhere to get money to be able to jerk off instead of fucking is just too hard to believe...
  5. 5.00 star(s)

    Fresh2me

    This guy is a genius, and like most geniuses he's subject to be misunderstood. He's probably one of the most perverted mind in the world, dude has absolutly no taboo. The only thing he doesn't do is futa and gore, which i hate anyway.
    Most of what i'm going to say about this game can really be said of all ddfunlols game.
    This game is the dumbest shit you'l ever see, but in the best sens possible.
    It doesn't take itself seriously for a second, everything is done for the purpose of ending up with sex in a ridiculous and perverted situation, which in addition to his great looking models makes it the most horny shit i'v ever seen. Everything is setup and done quickly yet effectively, which is way harder to do than it looks.


    Renders are really good and there's a fucktons of them. The only thing that i think could really be improved is the animations. They are decent, but they talk about fuckin super hard yet the animations are very slow, like a thurst per 5 seconds, which make it feels actually very soft.

    Anyway, the only people i can't recommand this game is people looking for a vanilla porn game with romance, like theses game where you wait 5 updates to get a bj a 20 updates do get some lovey dovey action after character developement and actual serious writing.

    For everyone else, this and all ddfunlol games are must play.
    Even if you hate NTR, i really suggest you to still try and ignore your barrier.
    It's not my thing either, hell i absolutly hate bestialy and gay stuff and there's some too, but this game is so far in the absurd territory that it really doesn't matter to me. I mean who gives a fuck that a dude bangs the MC's family when the only relationship you have with them is fucking, helping them getting fucked and giving their ass for money, it's not like you have 10 hours of character developement and a dramatic relationship with them, the only purpose of them being your family is to add perversion to action.

    I still skip bestiality and gay stuff tho, but hey to each their kink, and it's just portion of the game.

    Anyway, 10/5 game, instant patreon.
  6. 4.00 star(s)

    weneedrwbyporngames

    I just want to know why everyone is so dumb in this game. Like, genuinely stupid. It's like nobody except for our protagonist is aware of their surroundings. Aside from that, the game's good. Good renders (except for Jeff's hair, what have you done to him, he didn't deserve it), I liked all the animations I've seen, and the aspiring porn actress cousin looks kinda like Jolyne Kujo, so that's a big plus in my book. It's not ever overcomplicated, the grind is basically nonexistent, it's just a "go somewhere-> do something mildly time consuming-> sex scene-> repeat" and it's fine. Typos and small errors are to be expected, if I'm not wrong the dev isn't fluent in english, but it's fine, I can just skip the text during the scenes. Overall, pretty solid
  7. 1.00 star(s)

    Abhai

    based on v2.8
    I played my a fair share of games here, there were some good, and some not so good. This one is at the very bottom of my games- list.

    It could be simply described as a "kinetic-rpgm-click-click-ntr- fest".
    The "smart" mc is a complete idiot. Even if this "masterpiece" aims to be a porn-parody, its far, far away from that positive level. The only plus, apart a few hot chicks shamefully wasted in this masterpiece, is that you, as a player, could completely identify with the dumb mc, as you most times have no fucking clue what is going on there, or where you should go next in this linear flow of cr*ps you are forced to watch...

    There were some old abandoned rpgm games way better than this masterpiece I would rate as "negative" only if allowed.

    ps
    Recommendation? Are you serious bro?
    If you are a pretty drunk, or high, or both preferably, than, maybe, maybe, you could find some fun by playing this gem.
  8. 5.00 star(s)

    marz08

    This is one of the most fun games on this website. The game doesn't take itself too seriously and has some of my favourite fetishes in it. It has lots of content in it so far and I can't wait for more!
  9. 1.00 star(s)

    Wicked Garden

    This game is bad on so many levels. The MC is a total idiot who's more focused on getting a f'n laptop or PC fixed than getting actual pussy. Most of the time you are watching other people fuck or have orgies while you're standing there observing.

    The MC thinks he's 1 upping the "Big Black trainer" by sleeping with his wife but that's a false assessment because the "Big Black trainer" ends up nearly fucking everyone in the MC'S household. While the MC... you guessed it continues to try to get money to fix his fucking PC.

    Then there's the scene whereas after the "Black Black trainer" fucks the Aunt, shortly after she's fucked she kisses the MC on the mouth. Then there's the dog... robotic my ass it's a dog... and he fucked the cousin before the MC did.

    This Dev definitely earned this rating.
  10. 1.00 star(s)

    trumpthatbitch

    So this is my review of this game. I have no idea how it has received 4 stars to this point. I couldn't play more then 5 minutes of it

    Pros:
    -Renders look okay

    Cons:
    =English makes no sense at all some of the buildings aren't labeled with real words

    -Story maybe it's shakespeare I doubt it but since the english is so awful you have no idea what is going on. You are sort of able to make out caveman type determinations by skimming the text and figuring out what to do but what is happening story wise? Good luck

    -Sound/Music generic sound and music. Zero effort was put in by the dev I mean even a cursory google search should have been able to find some better stuff

    -Pathing makes zero sense waypoints seem to be placed everywhere randomly you'll open a door thinking there is a misson to find the room completely empty

    The renders are alright not AA quality either but I've seen much worse. Don't bother with the game if you want content just open the CG's you won't be missing anything
  11. 5.00 star(s)

    redcode

    First off i like RPGM games,i find thrm more interesting than the click renpy games.this game have the concept less talk and more sex which the developer keeps the spark running with each version you won't get bored,i cant wait for v3.0 update
  12. 4.00 star(s)

    BeastMaster59

    ++++Updated++++

    My Rating of this Game (v2..7 ) is:

    Pros:
    + Good Renders
    +Nice Closeups
    +Best Doggie Scenes
    +Best Banging Scenes

    Cons:
    -No History
    -No Backtrack
    -Stars are lit all over the Place
    -Confusing

    Conclusion:
    The Game has changed pretty much since I last played it,there still are alot of stars blinking all over the place with no reason,but for me the sex scenes are some of the hottest out there period.
    Also The doggie scenes are fantastic and are looking for comparison which I haven't found to date.

    Worth the download.
  13. 5.00 star(s)

    Stele23

    I like this game quite a lot. First of all I like rpg games. This game is really good, it has some nice animations and graphic is quite good.
    Only problem is translation. There is a lot of mistakes in text but when you play the game you get used to it and it is not that big of a deal.
    Can't wait for v03. Keep up the good work man we love all of your games!
  14. 5.00 star(s)

    patrickB

    I base my 5 star rating on the fact that this game maybe started not that good, but the Dev really made an effort to improve it a lot, and I mean a hole bunch of a lot.
    Now it's a full story, fun to play, ticks many of my fetish boxes, it's very lewd, and very fapable !
    And yeah, it has Engrish, he mixes up 'he' and 'she' or 'his' and 'her', but he tried to find a proof reader, but informed us he can't affort to. So you see, he's making efforts, and I like that quality in a Dev. Don't forgot most of them do this to please us, the players. After all this is a pirate site, so no garantee to generate income through Patreon for instance, but feedback and ratings here will help.
    Keep it up Dev, looking forward to more of this story (y)
  15. 2.00 star(s)

    Valmora

    Right now, as it stands, ill give it 2 stars, its really trying hard to be a good novel, 1 star for the base storyline, even though it has some really stupid mistakes, its going in a good direction, the 2 star is for all the renters and animations, those are great as well as picking good looking 3D models for your characters...
    The reasons i didn't give it 5 stars are listed below... fix all that mess and it will get much better reviews...
    Well i have to say, its a great concept, the story goes in a really great direction, however, the dialogue REALLY needs a MAJOR overhaul, i can tell it's being put through some sort of translator or being horribly translated by someone who has no clue, you fix all the stupidity done by the awful grammar and wrong word usage, you have tons of places using HIM instead of HER, or HE instead of SHE as well as the other way around, you could have a really great graphic novel/game, the last thing that i have seen that needs to have a serious rework is the wrong character dialogue, that really breaks a good reading...
  16. 5.00 star(s)

    Easy Pete

    EDIT: I changed my mind, this game is 5 stars now just because its straight up fetish fuel. All the CONs bellow are now PROs

    Honestly this game should have been less than the 3 stars I gave it, I just love these goofy, dumb games.
    -Pros -
    Incest, NTR (if you are into that sort of thing, also what is NTR anymore, everyone fucks everyone in this game), big butts and anal, with the pros out of the way,
    -Cons-
    No character development whatsoever, storywise I have no idea why this family acts the way they do, it's like this game was written by a bad porn game writing robot, the renders and animations are nothing to write home about, it's a walking simulator with short and bad dialogue and last con being NTR (if you hate NTR, but then again I personally hate it but I didn't care because all the caracters are hot garbage).
  17. 1.00 star(s)

    Goblin Baily: DILF

    one star is the lowest I can give to this "walkng simulator" . I love RPGM games and been playing them for ages, but this one is unbearable
    it's the fourth game by the dev yet it feels like it was something put together as a first attempt at using the engine.
    Maps are oversized and empty. It's a v2. so expecting some npc,a sprite or a placeholder is not too much to ask.
    the engrish is broken, even the adult content warning, menus are half french half english, not that they matter as there's no equipment nor questlog. In the current version all you can do is find 3 pictures with renders and a bland flavor text
    the game is lacking when it comes to collision detection. sometimes you can walk over roofs, buildings and fences and sometimes a bedside table will stop your path.
    One thing to be praised; the MC would win hands down in any duchebag pegeant contest
  18. 1.00 star(s)

    Deleted member 1023239

    "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."

    I really enjoyed the overarching plot and twists in this game, as it encompasses all the classic elements of a good story. Although the standalone routes weren’t by any means remarkable, they were great at building suspense and a sense of urgency to figure out the pieces of the puzzle in order to solve the mystery. The universe of this games grows increasingly more complex and interesting the further you delve into the storyline. This demonstrates solid world-building and good storyline pacing by the writers.