I mentioned this before, but it would be amazing if you could Watch a thread with optional IF THEN logic: IF reply post contains a url... IF reply post contains UPDATE.. IF reply post is by a specific user, etc.
You understand where you are right now, yeah? I wouldn't get on a high horse if I were you because simply by being on *this* site you are already 'weird', and an asshole as well. Everyone here is. Just saying.