Who in their right mind releases a game with controls so cryptic even deciphering ancient hieroglyphs would be easier? And don't get me started on the camera—apparently, they thought players would enjoy staring at a blank void while their character stumbled around like a drunken sloth.
And as for interaction? Clicking the mouse should move the character, not summon a cosmic dance party! It's like they wanted players to experience frustration on a whole new level.
Honestly, whoever unleashed this abomination upon the gaming world deserves a medal—for the most colossal failure in game development history! They've taken incompetence to such staggering heights that even the depths of the abyss would blush in shame.
And as for interaction? Clicking the mouse should move the character, not summon a cosmic dance party! It's like they wanted players to experience frustration on a whole new level.
Honestly, whoever unleashed this abomination upon the gaming world deserves a medal—for the most colossal failure in game development history! They've taken incompetence to such staggering heights that even the depths of the abyss would blush in shame.