VN - Ren'Py - Completed - Battle of the Bulges [v1.0] [EpicLust]

Huge tits and a main character I can relate to. The sex scenes are super hot and all the renders are amazing. The writing is also surprisingly funny and self-aware. Kudos to the creator. If you love being hung (or wish you were), this game is for you.

funny game, its over the top and doesn't take itself super serious, has decent humor and some models are really hot
the creator listens and is around a lot so everyone who has troubles or encounters bugs gets help asap
also there is a decent replay value

The game needs a lot of work. This game lacks a lot of things that great games have.
I can lie to you and say its great if thats what you wanna listen but the game is a mess with a 100 characters that you say hi and you have sex with them, it has no story its just plain bad.

That game is just...

i cant explain it correctly but i will try..

the story is, ok, lets pass the story.. XD

the renders are very nice, if we accept the fact that its a not serious style. wich is kind of turn off for me. women ghet disproportionated tits that i cant understand how the hell did they not broke in two.. the male have ultra muscularity combined with child face and an absolutly extra-ultra-over-exaggerated dick..

i know you gonna tell me that this is just a point, that the game is supposed to be like this, its the "style" of the game. i know, and i agree in the fact it turn the game in a funny thing.

but in same time, i find this pretty disgusting and soo absurd that i hardly can imagine, how in the hell-fuck, thoses characters can have sexual relation each others ??
with a dick like that, the boys will probably just insta-kill the girl at the first penetration, adding that its almost impossible for the girls to give an blowjob, unless they have snake skull.

in general, this game is good, its a parody-fun-non-serious game with crazy and over-exaggerated chars. the story is at his simple. and the renders are pretty good.

nontheless, i cant give it more than 3 stars for the specific reason that i cant understand how these chars can have sex each others without a killing spree. and it turn it ( for me) disgusting and not fappable. a game just for the "why the fuck not ?" comedy way, just for a good laugh.

This game doesn't really fit the catagory of games I would usually play. Mostly I enjoy incest games, with some form of corruption/blackmail/mind control/love/seduction or similar elements inside, with a well written story to drive it forward.

Thus, when I saw the screenshots and descriptions for this game, I wasn't really too enthusiatic. A teenage boy with a dick bigger than a horse and surrounded by women with breasts at least twice the size of his own head? That doesn't really sound like my kind of game.

I was plesantly surprised though, at how quickly the game was able to make me chuckle inside. The developer obviously knows how unrealistic his game is, so he decided to let all normal restictions go and just create a fun game.
The game is full of humor and isn't afraid to poke fun at itself. Nothing in terms of storyline or human physics is even remotely close to realism, but that is what makes it stand out from other games.

Why should you play the game? Well, first off all, you will meet tons of girls, with breasts so large that even Godzilla could see them without bending down, and you will get to fuck them, with a dick bigger than your real arm. How does 2 feet of cock fit inside a very slim girl, without causing the tip to end up in her throat? Why the fuck are you even thinking about such logical things? Forget what you know, and let yourself be sucked into an intense competition, with other guys, who are seemingly every bit as hung as you are.

I am giving the game 3 stars, due to the amount of fun i had reading the utterly silly dialogue and the absurdity of the human proportions in the game.
A star is lost due to the fact that I find muscle-bound girls like the player character's sister a huge turnoff, and there are quite a few of those in the game. I also can't say I am a real fan of the entire "Body of an adult bodybuilder, cock of a horse and face of a 10 year old boy." As absurd as it sounds, I found the face of the MC to be most unrealistic thing about him, as it doesnt fit his body at all.
I am also not a fan of NTR, and this game features that a lot, but this is a matter of personal pref, so I won't let it influence my judgement of the game too much.

My final issue with the game, costing it another star, is several errors I encountered during the game, some of which forced me to load an earlier save and opt for different choices in dialogue, to prevent them from happening again.

However, this game is still fun. Will I play it again? Probably not. It is fine as a "one-time-distraction", but it isnt something I can keep playing for long. I might give it another go several months down the line, just to see what silly things has been added.

As I have stated previously I happen to like this style , people play games to escape reality. So huge breasted girls every where hey that's one star already .. If this is not your cup of tea just keep looking I am sure you will find it ..Personally I like the render style I would love to see this guy tackle a futa protagonist

If you love enormous endowments (both male and female) you'll love this game. The variety of female characters range from short petite barely legal looking teens to tall mature women and everything in between. There are several fit and muscular women as well, but every character has overwhelming feminine traits to compliment them.

The game starts off very linear with only few instances of variation. That changes by the time day 2 at school starts, and once you reach the afternoon a huge amount of freedom of decision is given. The objective is simple, get lucky with as many women as possible by the end of the week. You as the player decide which women you want to focus your courting efforts on but time is the constant enemy. Trying to get money to purchase certain items to help woo certain women takes time away from exploring the island and finding encounters which improves your efforts with other ladies. It's a constant trade off of gaining favor with one woman while missing an opportunity with another. There is no perfect path, just a path which best suits which characters you fancy the most.

The game isn't a grinding trudge dating sim. Winning over some characters can be very quick, while others have a more time consuming path but nothing excessive. Throughout the way, the game has a self-realizing sense of humor, poking fun of itself on several occasions to good effect.

The character models are extremely well done. Facial models are distinct and the variety of hair color, skin tone, height, age, and musculature are broad. You might not like every woman in the competition, but with 24 distinct choices, someone should catch your eye. I love the over-the top proportions of breasts and penises but realize they are not to everyone's liking, but if you are able to look pass that, you will still find an intricate open gaming experience. I give this game my highest recommendation!

Standard trope concept, but with a twist - harem simulator, but as a competition. There's a wide variety of fetishes on display and although the girls you chase are similar enough in body type that you could be forgiven for mistaking a couple of them for a few others, each one has a personality and a different flavor for lack of a better word. Yeah, the body proportions are a absurd. But there's a kind of humor in the fact that literally everyone (except the girl who works at the beach cabana, oddly enough) looks equally absurd. And if nothing else, it makes it stand out.

The writing is solid and the humor is clever.There's a surprising amount of depth and replayabity here. I've played though the existing demo a number of times and haven't played though the same way twice.

Lots to like, especially if you like muscles on women.(Or dudes, no judgement here). Or having sex with your mother. Thanks for that, Herr Sigmund.

If I had to think of a real knock on the game, it's that I wish there was more of it. And not just in terms of the demo. I wish the game was longer. And if that's my chief complaint, kudos to the dev for it.

The premise is sound, and the English is solid; but the renders are distractingly bad. While I don't require "realism" in porn (because lets face, if real life was LIKE porn, we wouldn't NEED porn) games, but I at least expect consistency. Characters have unwieldly sized tits? Fine. Crazy "Masters of the Universe" muscle mass? Whatever. What gets me though is that while the main character's BODY appears to be that of an adult male on steroids, his HEAD looks like that of a 7-year old. The disconnect is horribly distracting. It doesn't help matters that his cock literally bigger than the torsos of the some of the women he fucks, which means it'd have to actually shrink to about a quarter of its size in order to enter them.

Very well made game. Would highly recommend for anyone who has epic size of their own and can't get off on small size porn, or for anyone who just has an epic size fetish. Humorous dialogue, just the right amount of difficulty to make it fun, and will make you want to come back to play it again and again. Kudos to the creator.

Great game. Like the the muscular women and I find that hard to find in other games. And a range also of fitness types and huge like the sister. well done. Hope more is added on. No noticeable glitches either. Only minus is dicks a little too silly big but personal pref.

Love it. I want more and am waiting for it. Best over-the-top game ever. I also love Lolly Khon and hope for more of her later and wouldn't be opposed to more of her. Despite the oddness of the child-faces, and the overly-muscled MC, I do love the concept. I think having a cock that a horse would be jealous of fits well and I'm hoping for more massive cumshots in the future. The grammar is a bit rough; let me know if you need editors with programming skills or just programmers in general. I hope to see more soon!

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I think this game is the best 3D porn game out there (next to Dreams of Desire). It has a fantastic concept, lots of replayability/multiple save routes, a large variety of sexy women depending on taste or fetish, a convincing antagonist, and some of the highest quality 3D renders I've ever seen. The humour/satire interwoven throughout is just the cherry on top. Keep up the awesome work, Tim!

After palygin some other games based on picture with no animation or some, I must say, this is one of the game i like the most. The pictures are so simple but still very good because it makes the characters and story unique for this game.

Superfunny and arousing game with an interesting and challenging gameplay, that offers a lot of replay value. I love the sense of humour and the artwork. Looking forward to the complete game with more busty bimbos and musclestuds.

Great game so far. Entertain story with lots of women of varying sizes. The second day is packed with content. Tons of different routes to take, so you'll need several playthroughs to see it all. Looking forward to the next update.

You have to think about your choices this results in some decent replay value. The dev is putting some serious work in here with multiple narrative threads and some varied character design. You can't just hold 'skip' and win, you have to put in some time. great game!

I am glad another update came out after sometime, the game is fun to play and i found it interesting with its unique figures. one of the scenes that made me laugh when the MC with all thick muscles got beaten bad by the two girls, it was really funny.

I hope to the next releases of this game in the near future.

Not only is the game unique and it is very funny, but I do find the absurdity kind of hot, its good to be different. The extravaganza of muscle and bulges are really interesting and honestly feels pretty good. I understand to most it might seem different but its a game full of some hot content and the author is updating regularly with lots of action not just talking and nothing. So kudos to the dev and i recommend to everybody to try and play the game even if you dont have massive muscle fetish.

I'm loving The Battle of the Bulges. It's got tons of content and takes some exploring to get to see everything. It's not that huge that one wrong decision means hours of wasted game play. It isn't that complex that without a walkthrough you'd be clueless. Nor is it effectively a life sim like some games, where you end up bored to tears before you get anyone with a target. The boobs are about the right size for me, although the MC's cock is that big you lose some of the effect of it. The wit is great. This is a brilliant game.