VN - Ren'Py - Completed - Battle of the Bulges [v1.0] [EpicLust]

All around average game. Not the worst design or writing but far from the best. I am trying to leave out my hate for unrealistic characters. I really tried it due to the humor tag but even that was middle of the road at best.

I'm not normally keen on overly reviewing a game that's been well rated already. After all, what difference does review 109 make? But enough about me, that's not important, what matter is that this game receives every single good review that it deserves. I'm happily able to finally give out a 5 star to a completed game.

The game has a long well written story with as realistic relationship development as you can find in a porn game which takes place within the span of a single week. And this is accomplished over 20 times with every single girl having a unique personality and desires. Each accomplishment feels well earned and each loss frustrating without being infuriating. And this is because nothing feels unfair, the game is completely within your control.

I see complaints about the girls body types or the redhead guy "ntr"ing you? Ignore these reviews, please. Maybe not all bodies are going to be everyone's cup of tea and you have your choice in girl. If you see anyone in the game you want to see a sex scene for, play the game and get it. If there's a character you don't fancy, don't worry about banging them. And as for the "ntr", it's laughable. No characters the redhead stranger interacts with had any type of relationship with the MC, and in fact the MC has multiple opportunities to share the stranger own girlfriend. These cucking scenes are hilariously overboard in their writing and obviously a parody of the genre, anyone getting offended by them has no business reviewing games.

Great game, funny characters with hilarious interactions(after insulting girl you had already seduced "I'm taking away my epic lust" ), incredible artwork and animations(a personal must for me in 3d games). If anything, my sole complaint would be not necessarily focusing on my particularly favorite body part of a character during sex scenes. Specifically, I feel several characters breasts weren't given enough attention for the animations, instead seeing more of their asses. (The principal, the landlady, the goth chick).

A fun game to play, able to masturbate to multiple times before even my first playthrough, and now an easy completed go-to gallery I keep around in my finished games folder for a quick fap when I lose my patience playing something else. I would love a sequel to this game more than any other I've ever played and strongly recommend also checking out Apocalypse by the same creator. 5/5. Good job Epic Lust

OK, just finished the game 2 times now.
I rated it with 3 stars because i really liked the competition feature and good events.

Things i don't like about this game:
1. Sister's body.......... is damn horrible, almost unberable to watch. She looks just like a MONSTER.
2. Tits are great, but this game has some really exagerated big tits (school's principal).
3. Ending is not so well written..... it's just like endings for Mass Effect 3 original (almost empty).
4. Even if you played the game beforehand, you can't unlock all the girls in future gameplays. The game itself is too restrictive with content. There is not enough time for you to unlock all the girls.

The content seems to be great but greately restricted by limited time.
I can't find any mods to replace sister's body so i recommend to other players to avoid her route, yuck¡¡¡¡

Bit of an unexpected game this one, despite a rather simplistic premise the game does require some careful management to hit the endings. Some of the victories are a bit vague to achieve but all in all this game got an entire run-through on my first sitting.

You have to appreciate big boobs, muscles, and teen studs, but if you do, this game if for you. The creator has been creating teen stud content for some time, but this game is a real break-out for him. His art has greatly improved, and his sense of humor is on full display. Great job, lots of replay value.

Unironically one of the best games on the entire site. And if you, like me, initially dismissed it due to the over the top art style, then you're exactly the person who needed to read that. Yes, the art style is certainly divisive, but it fits the game perfectly, matching the ludicrously indulgent story. There is no pretension here; you wanna be the school stud? You wanna fuck every student, teacher and MILF you come across? You want that silly power fantasy? Well, then of course the game wraps that over the top fantasy in an over the top art style. This game knows exactly what it is and never pretends to be anything else. It is, in a word, honest.
Add to that it is an actual GAME. This is no mere virtual novel where you simply click to progress. There's genuine choice and time management to be found here, elevating it above so many others. It will take you several playthroughs to see everything on offer here.

Or at least it would if the CG gallery didn't just let you see everything at the press of a button. And here's where the praise ends because despite the quality of the game, it sorta falters at the end. It feels like the developer left out the polish it deserves: a few conversations are bugged; characters will mention events that never happened; basic quality of life features like skipping dialogue are missing; some ease of replay would be appreciated. Even the title screen still bears an '0.8' marker, despite this being the final release. It's a real shame. Still, it is easily worth your time if you have any tolerance for exaggerated proportions at all. Great stuff.

I really dislike the chara design, obviously just a matter of taste but i could not get off to this it's too goofy and ugly, now most porn game i don't play to jack off anyway so it's not that big of a problem.

This game has other problem, i personally hate the way you have to replay it so many times to see everything and even then you'll have to use a guide if you really want to see everything, i'm fine with games that have a fair amount of replayability but this one is too much.

Now the fact that you have to replay so much could be fine if the game allowed cheat but it doesn't, it's a matter of opinions but something like blocking cheat from your game is big problem for me, when you start to get tired of replaying a game but wants to still see what you haven't seen yet cheats are a great way to give a game a second wind for the player.

Anyway most of my problem with this game are about personal taste, i wouldn't recommend it but i seem to be in the minority.

I like vey much mom is beautiful and so so sexy sister not good most muscle not good. funny game and hot but time most short wish long long tme ı hope creater new game most populerity I LİKE THİS GAME EVERYONE MUST PLAY

OK, look at the screenshots. Now you know whether you like this game or not. If you're not into huge tits, huge cocks and muscles, there's not much here for you. Fortunately, I am.

If you're familiar with epiclust's work, this is your chance to play a muscle stud in his world of hyperbusty teens and MILFs. Your muscles and cock make girls' pussies instantly wet, and your task is to bang as many as possible. Sounds easy? Well, the game makes it surprisingly tricky, without ever stopping being true to genre.

The renders are very high quality. The game is very self-aware and funny, but don't let that lull you into thinking it's easy. It's quite a non-linear visual novel, and tough to get all the things you need in the right place at the right time. You'll still be discovering new secrets on at least your 4th or 5th playthrough.

For a silly, over-the-top porn game, this one got me surprisingly emotionally involved. I literally felt sick to the stomach with jealousy on my first play through when Jose fucked the sister (sorry, "landlord's daughter") before me. I just had to beat the game then to get satisfaction, and the ending doesn't disappoint.

A game that made me fap myself silly, and also made me think. One of the gems in the porn game scene.

Battle of the Bulges was a challenging time management game!

The game does not give room to cheat and is not worth the effort

Beautiful and over the top models

I enjoyed the hilarious style and story. It's funny!

In my opinion. the developer succeeded delivering good storyline with simple premises. Not so many tags or kinks involved but the concept of competition make it challenging while enjoyable. The artworks though not excellent are pretty good.

Great game!
Sound is excellent.
Story is interesting and funny.
Hard game to beat if you like challenge.
Models are nice.
Time management is key because you can lose a lot of time when you least expect it.
Some realism make sense some just are too unrealistic it is so so funny.

The first sandbox game that didn't feel like a chore due to grind. Hooray for no grind!
The first visual novel style game on python that managed to hit the nice spot between sandbox and branching paths, really nice for replayability. You can do everything in one go, but you'll need walkthrough for that, as it can be tricky. But saves and rollback are basically cheating, so you should be fine.

Plenty of scenes, girls and animations. You can easily see on screenshots if this will be your cup of tea - big muscles,big busts, big dicks .

And big props to the dev on finishing big game in reasonable amount of time, that also deserves recognition nowadays.

I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised. Usually I hate out of proportion bodies in porn games. But, in this game, from the start, we are acclimatized to the out of proportions aspect of the game. By the end of the game, I developed a new fetish .

Honestly, the art is pretty good and consistent. A total fantasy world with horsedicks and muscular girls with huge boobs. My personal favorites are Francine and Chiyo. I definitely suggest everyone to at least try the game. It is quite humorous and the sex scenes are quite decent. Better quality animations would have just been a cherry on top of the cake. Nonetheless it's still a cake, a tasty one at that .

The threesomes were quite hot and there are plenty for a 7 day period game. Lastly, if you want to spice up your adult games experience, do give this game a try.

I recently read one of the reviews written below which states that you can't access all the scenes or even a FRACTION in ONE walkthrough. Well my friend, I just completed ONE walkthrough AND fucked ALL the girls before Jose (The Rival). The hack is to keep saving the game and load it if you get a message from the rival fucking one of the chicks.

Also, there is a scene gallery which you can access any time by pressing "C". If you just want to watch the sex scenes, you don't even need to play the game. All the scenes are unlocked in the Scenes gallery. So, I think the dev has done a pretty condemnable job with this game.

This is one of my favourite games on F95. EpicLust did a terrific job on this game, taking a bunch of hot girls with extra boobage, adding humour, and then injecting it with actual gameplay. Yes you will need to make choices and prioritize and while it is possible to get all girls without cheesing it is not something you'll be able to do without a walkthrough or an obsessive personality.

I would advise playing through once to get the 'real' experience and then depending on your interest play again with or without a walkthrough/cheats.

I also want to applaud the developer for actually finishing the game. It's a complete experience from start to finish and with so many abandoned projects it's nice to see someone stick the landing (or sticky it! because... cum). I'm looking forward to his new project Apocalypse as it seems larger without being unwieldy in terms of eventually being completed itself.

If you like porn games --and why would you be here if you didn't--you should check this one out.

This must be one of the hardest games I've ever played. It is very unlikely that you will get all the girls in the first attempt, which is one of the game's selling points actually, adding a lot of replayability in the mix. Unfortunately, If you want all 25 achievements (or just avoid giving any girls to Jose) you will have to rely to ALOT of savescumming, making the process quite frustrating. Rapid clicking minigames were removed much to everyone's joy. The comedy was a nice touch, satyrizing most games in f95 and taking adbantage of several stereotypes tickled my funny bone (it also gave me a new found french-o-phobia). The cg was an improvement from Epiclust's first game, although the animation is just 2 or 3 frames repeating.

Overall it is somewhere a bit above 8/10, but only because there is much room for improvement. (by the time this review is made, epiclust has addressed most afforementioned issues on his later titles)

This game isn't my normal cup of tea by far but I was surprised that there were some more realistic girls in mix which was nice.

The game lives and dies by time management and in order to unlock all the CG's will require either several runs or as in my my case A LOT of save scumming and editing.

Besides that the game description is pretty on point, the girls are not bad looking from a visual stand point even if you aren't into bodybuilders and Death Star sized tits.

One thing that I can't forgive though is active anti-cheat measures. They are a waste of code time and was a pain in my ass in several places in the game . For that I take off a star leaving an otherwise solid functional game that will provide I'd guess 20-30 hours of gameplay if you are unlocking everything, less of if you can find a readable walkthrough.

Do you think your a stud ? Maybe were you came from, but this is VERY-BOSTI island, muscle studs and big tit sluts are a dime a dozen.
You think your special ? Got what it takes to conquer all the sluts ?

PROVE IT.

Workout to get bigger muscles, show off to women, win competitions and fuck them like they never been fucked before.

There is only room for one ALPHA-STUD

This game is goofy, silly and tremendous fun to play. It actually IS a game, where you have (somewhat) competition in banging the girls and have to make decisions and manage your time instead of the usual graphic novel stuff.

In honor of this game I started naming all my characters DA MAAN.

One of the best game on the forum. Am I glad the author managed to close it (he lost his motivation at some point and started to develop other game)

With renders created with Tim you can either love it (big tits, asses, cocks, muscles and so on) or say it is not really your thing.
Scenes are nice, sounded and has at least one smooth animation (I wish there could be more)

He juggles nicely with different elements and fetishes so you can find some flavor for you. Mostly incest ( if you apply patch from the guy he never met), some avoidable ntr.

Dialogs are hilarous. Many references from popculture, porn world. It is like child of monty python and erotic movies.

You can see how much author learned about renpy coding and game development by comparing this game and the new one (apocalypse).

This is unique game with renders, animation dialogs and vibe itself.
I hope in time, Tim will create the part 2 of BOTB