After I die I don't want my family to find out about my porn

[Gunizz]

I think your relatives will be very grateful to inherit so much porn. I am grateful to my grandad for the Playboy magazines and the centerfolds he left. More useful than most of his other stuff.

 

[gaaby]

I mean.. If you die does it really matter what people think of you? In my opinion you shouldn't even care what people think of you while you're alive as it will hold you back in doing what you wanna do just in sake of nothing looking abnormal I guess.

But hey, to each their own, if you really want to hide it, there's plenty of ways to do it, pretty sure you got software to hide folders if you want, if you dont trust them, you can even just make your own tiny script to hide the folders, where you need a password to unlock it.

I wonder what you're hiding on those folders, hmm

 

[262177]

I think your relatives will be very grateful to inherit so much porn. I am grateful to my grandad for the Playboy magazines and the centerfolds he left. More useful than most of his other stuff.

I wish I inherited yobibytes of 2D hardcore lesbian extinct doujinshi, goudoushi and manga with unlimited distributed cloud storage without a single phallic pixel in sight and without any censorship.

 

[WirelessW]

I feel like your relatives finding embarrassing stuff after you die is the best time for it. You're in no position to be upset about it and they're quite likely to cover it up anyway out of respect for the dead.

 

[MTL_EN_j0yer]

A lot of you are going to get a good laugh at my expense, but I have an issue and I can think of no one else to ask for help finding a solution than fellow F95Zoners.

I've got a lot of porn. Terabytes of porn. Virtual novels, images, videos, you name it. Don't judge. You're likely not a lot unlike me.

Here's my problem: I'm in my early 60s. I'm not in good health. I'm almost certainly going to die of a heart attack or stroke within the next 10 years or so. It could, theoretically, be minutes after I hit Post. Who knows?

I live alone. I work remotely. One of my biggest irrational fears is that I'll die and no one will send the police or the apartment manager to do a welfare check on me for days. I say it's irrational because at that point I will have shuffled off this mortal coil, and I won't exist to care any longer.

There used to be the concept of a splooge brother; A close friend who, on learning of your death, quickly gets into your home and carts off the stash of porn so the family never finds it. You laugh, but when I die, I won't see it coming, it'll just happen one day, and my close family will start cataloging my belongings to give away or sell out of my 'estate,' such as it will be.

So, here's my question: Instead of just bleaching my hard drive of embarrassing evidence now, while I'm alive and lucid if there a way to protect a LOT of porn so that it is unseeable, or preferably unable to even learn the existence of? I use Windows 10 and macOS, primarily, although I do occasionally look at porn on an iPhone that I'd like to throw out the window most days.

I really want something more secure than burying it in C:\Users\Private\Documents\2021\Uninteresting documents\No, seriously, there is nothing to be found in this folder, so just delete it and be done with it\

Can anyone advise?

LOL being a data hoarder ive had many games from New Grounds times , much data I've purged but when it comes to games I've stockpiled them over the years LMAO. I casually google over finding some post-death data privacy or some message that could be placed on the hdd to confront or warn anyone who accesses the private data to brace themselves LMAO. Didn't think i'd come back to f95 on the first few links xD

 

[anne O'nymous]

LOL being a data hoarder ive had many games from New Grounds times , much data I've purged but when it comes to games I've stockpiled them over the years LMAO.

Didn't knew there where so many games with necrophilia content.