- Apr 4, 2017
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A lot of you are going to get a good laugh at my expense, but I have an issue and I can think of no one else to ask for help finding a solution than fellow F95Zoners.
I've got a lot of porn. Terabytes of porn. Virtual novels, images, videos, you name it. Don't judge. You're likely not a lot unlike me.
Here's my problem: I'm in my early 60s. I'm not in good health. I'm almost certainly going to die of a heart attack or stroke within the next 10 years or so. It could, theoretically, be minutes after I hit Post. Who knows?
I live alone. I work remotely. One of my biggest irrational fears is that I'll die and no one will send the police or the apartment manager to do a welfare check on me for days. I say it's irrational because at that point I will have shuffled off this mortal coil, and I won't exist to care any longer.
There used to be the concept of a splooge brother; A close friend who, on learning of your death, quickly gets into your home and carts off the stash of porn so the family never finds it. You laugh, but when I die, I won't see it coming, it'll just happen one day, and my close family will start cataloging my belongings to give away or sell out of my 'estate,' such as it will be.
So, here's my question: Instead of just bleaching my hard drive of embarrassing evidence now, while I'm alive and lucid if there a way to protect a LOT of porn so that it is unseeable, or preferably unable to even learn the existence of? I use Windows 10 and macOS, primarily, although I do occasionally look at porn on an iPhone that I'd like to throw out the window most days.
I really want something more secure than burying it in C:\Users\Private\Documents\2021\Uninteresting documents\No, seriously, there is nothing to be found in this folder, so just delete it and be done with it\
Can anyone advise?
I've got a lot of porn. Terabytes of porn. Virtual novels, images, videos, you name it. Don't judge. You're likely not a lot unlike me.
Here's my problem: I'm in my early 60s. I'm not in good health. I'm almost certainly going to die of a heart attack or stroke within the next 10 years or so. It could, theoretically, be minutes after I hit Post. Who knows?
I live alone. I work remotely. One of my biggest irrational fears is that I'll die and no one will send the police or the apartment manager to do a welfare check on me for days. I say it's irrational because at that point I will have shuffled off this mortal coil, and I won't exist to care any longer.
There used to be the concept of a splooge brother; A close friend who, on learning of your death, quickly gets into your home and carts off the stash of porn so the family never finds it. You laugh, but when I die, I won't see it coming, it'll just happen one day, and my close family will start cataloging my belongings to give away or sell out of my 'estate,' such as it will be.
So, here's my question: Instead of just bleaching my hard drive of embarrassing evidence now, while I'm alive and lucid if there a way to protect a LOT of porn so that it is unseeable, or preferably unable to even learn the existence of? I use Windows 10 and macOS, primarily, although I do occasionally look at porn on an iPhone that I'd like to throw out the window most days.
I really want something more secure than burying it in C:\Users\Private\Documents\2021\Uninteresting documents\No, seriously, there is nothing to be found in this folder, so just delete it and be done with it\
Can anyone advise?
