Goblin Baily: DILF

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My twin is straight and she likes nothing better than to explain in detail what her and her fella get up to.

Including the times he fires from hip on his first dip.

Also most of my friends are straight.

And most women I work with.

And the women I drink with.

In fact it's a wonder I ever got laid before meeting Rona, I barely know any other rug munchers.
maybe you are straight too?/terrible joke detected/
 

N1K17Y

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I don't mean to put a downer on things but this is a 0.1

We don't know how things are going to go or if things will go to shit yet we have 28 reviews all hailing it as the best game ever created.

I can't take those reviews seriously.

Maybe in about 8 more updates when it's quality has remained steady and no, previous works do not count or Fallout 76 would be one of the best open world games ever developed and we know how shit that turned out.

Yeah, anyone giving 5 stars to a 0.1 .... I hear IGN are hiring.
reviews are a joke here. a game with 30 reviews, 20 of them would be 5/5 because the guy who rated it saw a titty.
 
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Look, people like what they like and I love H5 as much as you do but anything could go wrong.

I've never been a fan of early high scores, always felt like jumping the gun.

Imagine the worst happens and every update from now on is complete dogshit yet there are perfect 5 star reviews. Some poor sap comes along and sees the perfect score yet plays one of the worst games ever developed.

1 release is only proof they put some effort to draw people in, not proof of consistent quality.

Imagine if I gave H5 an instant 5 stars and in 5 updates she kills off Annie .... instant -5 stars.

Just too early.

Like blowing your load on penetration. Great for you but leaves some of us disappointed.

You go and edit your review, change the comment and lower the stars to whatever the latest update(s) are worth. It's not rocket science. This is hands down the best first release this site has ever seen. That is why it deserves 5 star reviews right now. It lets people know to definitely try this release.

I don't know if Dr can maintain the quality of this ambitious .1, but given how much I adore Acting Lessons I suspect it will turn out fine. This isn't being developed by a scumbag like Slonique, so I'd say he's earned some good will after his last finished and great game. That's more than the vast majority of the games posted on this site deserve, because most get abandoned or turn out shit.
 

Rythan25

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What route did you pick to 100% Jill?:oops: I was a massive dik. lol
You have to be nice, not sure how much into the "chic" meter, by the way hate the name for the good guy route, so being a decent human being means being a girl ? Wtf....

Anyway 100% with Jill and Bella is like two scenes, they didn't get much in ep 1.

I ended up with 88% on Maya, and 96% with Josy, and 100% on not sisters Jill and Bella... But since I wasn't a cunt, I had barely 10% with Sage...

I already dislike the meter that locks you out of scenes if you try to stay at the middl, either you try to dee blue or deep red, or you end up with nothing... I mean people are balanced beings, we don't always act pure good or pure bad...

For example I needed the blue points, so I had to be a wuss in regards to dorm mate... When in reality after the Guitar thing I would have been nice as he seemed to have fought back, wasn't his fault, but would have punched his ass when he tried to throw you out of the room.
 

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You have to be nice, not sure how much into the "chic" meter, by the way hate the name for the good guy route, so being a decent human being means being a girl ? Wtf....
I have to admit i'm not a fan of that naming either. It does seem a bit strange.

The biggest issue with systems like this is you stop making decisions you'd make yourself and make them based on the scene or girl you want.

As it stands so far I like Quinn so made decisions that pushed me in that direction whether they would have been decisions i'd have made personally or not.

It's Mass Effects paragon system all over again. You're either kissing babies good or kicking puppies evil, staying in the middle loses you stats and powers.
 

Rythan25

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I have to admit i'm not a fan of that naming either. It does seem a bit strange.

The biggest issue with systems like this is you stop making decisions you'd make yourself and make them based on the scene or girl you want.

As it stands so far I like Quinn so made decisions that pushed me in that direction whether they would have been decisions i'd have made personally or not.

It's Mass Effects paragon system all over again. You're either kissing babies good or kicking puppies evil, staying in the middle loses you stats and powers.
100% agree with you (except Quinn part, she would fit right in with the peacocks feminist trash Derek made fun of). I stopped playing the MC as I would behave in RL, and more based on which girls I wanted him to bang eventually...which sucks as it takes a lot of fun from the game.

As for all the praise, I say Dr Pink has earned tons of praise, but mostly cause we know he can write good characters, and can complete a game he is passionate about. But I disagree that this is the best 0.1 version ever... Milfy City still holds that title quite easily, and if we go by story only and not graphics, Ecchi Sensei beats it as well.

If Acting Lessn had ended at 0.4 I would trust this dev completely and would be pledging immediately, however it didn't, and the final product had some edges that kept it at a 7.5/10 for me at best... I won't rate this game till its further in, as it can go south very quick and in fact already has a disclaimer warning in writing and in that funny intro with Jill.
 

Goblin Baily: DILF

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I have to admit i'm not a fan of that naming either. It does seem a bit strange.

The biggest issue with systems like this is you stop making decisions you'd make yourself and make them based on the scene or girl you want.

As it stands so far I like Quinn so made decisions that pushed me in that direction whether they would have been decisions i'd have made personally or not.

It's Mass Effects paragon system all over again. You're either kissing babies good or kicking puppies evil, staying in the middle loses you stats and powers.
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I just did what felt natural
 
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Based on the last game this one will probably end with you falling in love with 5 girls, all of them are attacked by some psycho who is stalking you and you can only save 2 and a half of them causing you to be put in a coma, when you wake up the ones you saved hate you for not rescuing the others and leave you, and you finally find out the psycho is your own dad who blames you for your mothers death when you were born. Faced with this you run back to Josey for comfort only to find she has joined a lesbian gang who hates men so she kicks you in the balls and laughs at your pain. Distraught you run into traffic and get hit by a bus dying horribly. The end.
Dude what the heck was in your coffee before you wrote this entry??? Whatever it is I want it too!!!
 

Vainglorious

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Is this on pussy route? I don't remember this scene.
It looks like it's from when you select the "Leftovers" when you call Quinn. I think.

Funny thing..I've used the named Quinn as my MC for decades and it kind of freaked me out to see it in this game. I was going to replay and see if that character just named herself whatever I named the MC. I can see, reading the comments, its just coincidence.

Also to join in on the topic of reviews... am I alone or does anyone else not pay attention to reviews? I don't just mean here, either. I just don't care. I don't even look to see how many stars something gets. I don't mind hearing peoples opinions in a discussion after I've tried something and formed my own but to never having experienced something, I just don't want a review influencing how I feel about a particular thing.
 

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per request, here is my unofficial android port of Being A DIK v0.1.0.
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have fun and please report problems (you can reach me ).
update: 10.02.2019 (change of visibility of active screen areas now instant, pet name menu fixed)
 
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In acting lessons people complained that protagonist has small dick :LOL: so this time while making new game Dr Pink cake has kept that in mind:D
 

Goblin Baily: DILF

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It's Mass Effects paragon system all over again. You're either kissing babies good or kicking puppies evil, staying in the middle loses you stats and powers.
Maybe we'll get the chance to convince a nerd on drugs that he's some megaman and make him fight chad...
 

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I'm expecting 3 games
This one, City of Broken Dreamers and Midnight Paradise but Midnight Paradise disappointed using unity some people like but I don't like unity,
doc prove it another lovely game and long story of first episode wow , sounds, renders, story overall fantastic, I really love story based adult games, so this one added my favs,
and don't push sex with out of main characters,who wants unwanted sex scenes I don't want, like acting lessons unwanted sex scenes (Rana&herfriends) anyway looking forward it more updates.....
 

Avaron1974

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I'm expecting 3 games
This one, City of Broken Dreamers and Midnight Paradise but Midnight Paradise disappointed using unity some people like but I don't like unity,
doc prove it another lovely game and long story of first episode wow , sounds, renders, story overall fantastic, I really love story based adult games, so this one added my favs,
and don't push sex with out of main characters,who wants unwanted sex scenes I don't want, like acting lessons unwanted sex scenes (Rana&herfriends) anyway looking forward it more updates.....
Yeah, better make sure he caters to you and only you.
 
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