VN - Unity - Abandoned - Screw Wars IV: A New Cock [v0.6.6 Beta] [SkullYakker]

  1. 1.00 star(s)

    Prokopije

    I tried this, and I'm very, very disappointed...Lot of "choices" without choices, no matter what player choses, story always ends in the same way. As it was intended as VN, than in it should be made without those mocking "choices".
    Renders looks nice, but nothing extra exceptional.
    Story and writing are also not on highest level, but considering it's parody (to be honest, it's more "parody"), I guess it can be rated as acceptable.
    From technical aspect, game is pure disaster. Dreadful saving system, where player is forced to start entire chapter from begining. There is also no option to reach main menu (in order to load game), at least not that I found one. It's - close the game, laucn it again.
    Two things I can say for sure, I'm sad that I've spent my time on this, and that I'm glad it's abandoned.
  2. 4.00 star(s)

    hitmanbhi

    I would give this game at its current stage a 4 star rating.

    The game is a fresh yet comedic take on a legendary franchise (Hope its not get booted). The devs have even created a forum for the fanbase which is a good step from them.

    The story is a bit rushed but hoping he will improve it upon further updates.

    The only issue currently is: game is short lacking contents but with the amount of details, those dialogues and game's unique system, its very promising.
  3. 5.00 star(s)

    Dead_Pat

    not much content yet but im def invested. this could be one of the best porn games if he continues. i really dont car about the sex part but the story is starting to get good. with a story like this i can hold off on getting the sex. aslong as my cock gets bigger. need to screw a whore over!
  4. 5.00 star(s)

    DarkFire

    Will you choose to walk the righteous path of light? Or will you succumb to your dark desires? Overcome by temptation far too powerful to resist. As if seduced by some kind of deep primal need—a want—an all-consuming, all-encompassing desire, by a lure so great that only the power of dark side of the Force can ever dare to fulfill. Or will you struggle to find and maintain the balance? The choice is yours. . .

    If you love Star Wars, and you like it X-rated in a alternate universe—you will love Screw Wars! It has lore. It has personality! It has story; tragedy, comedy, suspense, mystery, horror, love, romance, charm, passion, conflict, style, drama—alien dialogue, Droidspeak, Galactic Basic, Non-standard Basic, understandable English—and all that jazz! It has great models, characters, artwork, backgrounds, sound effects, voices (though not fully implemented), and music that fits the theme well; very stylish!

    It has a marvelous team, and a terrific developer; ones who share, listen, understand, talk to you—fixes things that are broken, improves upon them, gives you choices—and more! Yet also knows what they want it to be, and goes to work on just that; which is something I really admire, and something I look forward to. It is not some simple, mindless, heartless, soulless project—but an intelligently complex, well-thought-out, loving, sensual, erotic, passionate work of art in progress!

    The main character's love interest has it all—brains, character, style, and beauty (pretty good considering where she is from); and is something lacking in a lot of games on here. Though she is somewhat naive, and a bit immature at times; but a fun character nonetheless! Yet I don't know if Duck (or Ducky) stands a chance, I really don't. . . perhaps when the Jedi training starts, and he grows & matures, there will be greatness; because I see it. . . in the future. . . . be patient.

    Very patient, because there is still a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of work that must be done. Still in the galaxy's Outer Rim Territories, stuck on Tatooine at time I write this review; so the game is or has to be nowhere near done (?), in the very early stages of development, on what I presume to be the prologue. . ?

    Anyway. . . in my totally, 100%ly, biased, optimistic appraisal of the situation, this is probably my new favorite in development; one that I actually want to read the story on—while saving, romancing, and/or lusting after the princesses, and most of the Twi'leks (especially the blue & purple ones)—or wrecking the galaxy, maintaining the balance, and et cetera. As there are no other X-rated Star Wars games in existence that can compare. Anyone who says otherwise, has never aspired to create something of this magnitude! Now if the developer adds state-of-art CGI, or animations galore. . . I . . I will probably enter into some kind of deep photosensitive-orgasmic-epileptic-seizure (or the POES for short).

    With all the Star Wars lore out there, and with imagination, creativity, passion, dedication, innovation, salt & pepper, sugar & spice, the possibilities are near limitless! Can't wait to see how battles unfold, and everything else; wanting to delve deep into that gameplay. And what will Ducky be flying around the galaxy in? And with who? And to where!? The suspense is killing me!

    And that is my exceedingly lovely, impassioned, over-the-top review. Enjoy it for what it is. And if you like the game, like it; and if you also want to support it, support it.

    If not. . .
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttPwA8hitoY
  5. 5.00 star(s)

    White House

    (I have read the previous review and I want to make justice to this game)

    This is one of the most interesting games that I’ve recently played and by far one with a very big potential to become the next hit.

    The game does not rush you to fuck with everyone and the characters are not needy pervs. You’re just an average dude with a standard life, no big goals or ambitions. The game is in an early stage to anticipate events, but the story is flowing naturally.

    About those “overly-complicated” maps. Usually, in VN you can’t choose what do next, you just click on “next” and everything comes the way that the creator decided that, even if you like it or not. In this game you can actually decide where to go.

    The maps are VERY SIMPLE. There are only 5-10 options per map, and you always know where are you and what you can find. If you’re not desperately looking for porn scenes and you read the dialogs, you can’t get lost. Even if you don’t read, there’s a menu with the available quests telling you what to do.

    If you ever played Trainers, RPG’s or any game that you have to do something more than just click on the “next” button, this will be a child’s play for you.

    Oh, and there IS porn. Precisely, two high-quality sex scenes in a very big resolution in the 0.4.1
  6. 2.00 star(s)

    happybrother

    The game is very weak.
    It was a while since I regretted my lost time on a porn game (or VN).

    Additionally, this is an early beta (they released like 3rd update just now?), so apart from the intro sequence there was NO PORN content (just sexy character models).
    And all the clicking on stuff (map and locations) was confusing and overly-complicated. It is ok when a game is not simplistic, but this not knowing where to go and what to do (in side quests) took a lot of fun from playing it.
    They may fix it in later releases though.
    The story seemed ok.