HornyyPussy

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Apr 26, 2020
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I believe the standard answer is, two more than there were before you asked that question.


Why must you drag the from the J Geils Band into this?


I mean, between feline agility and having horns to dig in and prevent major movement, HP has no excuse. But, considering both his name and his avatar, FatGiant is clearly doomed to roll as soon as anything remotely resembling a slip happens.


Same rule as for honeymoons. If you're going to see the sights, pick someplace interesting. If the only sight you're really interested in is your partner's naked body, go some place where there's nothing of true interest, so you have no excuse to put on clothes and leave the hotel room. My go-to suggestion is Duluth, Minnesota.
OH PLEASE! I have a shitton of excuses!!!
 
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