A pre-halloween special... don't know if I'll make any other monster cards but this one turn out just right.. No lighting, no special effects absolutely NOTHING fancy. Just good old fashion hard work. Getting the face perfect was first concern.. Then was getting a proper elven (well half-elven) body. It's an Ectomorph.. aka Runners. sometimes a Meso that is in great shape... not Endos.
"OF DROW and HUMAN relations (petty weak mortals) s-sorry guys I had to put that in her sister is watching me: "
"Drow culture is strange. Not only strange. that entire Spider worshipping is not good (in our eyes)... I mean because we only have 2 eyes and not the additional 6 of a spider...
However it should be noted that Drow do feel. Some will visit and observe for the Matron Mother and spy movements above the Underdark of us. (lesser beings) to always be prepared against foolish adventurers or armies seeking to plunder the riches and territories of the underdark. They feel hate toward anyone who would be a threat and will seek them out looking for their weakness.
Many of the Drow male caste is usually the ones sent on such expeditions. Where as the daughters serve the house and needs of the Matrons and are locked in deadly combat arts even between twins at an early age. Vieing for the attention of Lloth the Spider Goddess herself. However the issue that the Drow males face is inspite of have very power glamour magic they can only go so far with spying on and finding out the weakness of great adventurers.
Sometimes, the Drow females will take upon themselves assassination missions in person to catch the adventurers unaware. And much like the Spider after copulation she will drive dark magics, poison or even a blade through the chest of an adventure in the throes of passion.
It is very common for great adventures to be killed in this way. Very if any tell the tale. Some will be lucky and live to continue adventuring. Others after 4 or 6 months will be tested by the ailing of a old woman needing help to reach a location the road, a middle aged woman trying to fix a wagon wheel, or a young woman drunk and intoxicated pretending to be in heat at the said adventure. This is the most perilous, you must always assume there are atleast 4 to 6 bows and crossbows pointed at you even in the middle of a open field.
Should you be fortunate enough. The adventure will then after another 2-10 months be tested again OR may come face to face with the lady he ran into and enjoyed each others company very much, dressed in the exact same garb they met. Should he be over joyed. He is still yet to pass the final test. Where she will drop her glamour magic and he will see her without the illusion. If he is relieved she isn't a demon or succubus. Which is still NOT the final test. Then she tell the adventure. He has made her with child and explain she will need a place to nest and give birth.
A lesser mortal may be stupid enough to think she will turn into a spider and lay eggs then eat him... Close but no pipe tobacco. Instead of just becoming pregnant with his off-spring.. a bit of a more SERIOUS fate awaits him. He is cut off from drinking, smoking, partying and adventuring to ensure he is available at all hours to her needs and the needs of the child. in anywhere from 18 to 24 months... However he must understand after nursing she must leave and may or may not meet him ever again. But he has a permanently bound locket and ring on his neck and finger. While the child immediately has a necklace that connect them via telepathy anytime she feels like communicating with them.
There lies a sub-culture within the Drow society.. Much like societies everywhere. In human society a well-to-do, high-born or child of a great family will on off chance on a dare or with more less scruplus friends go into the bad part of down known as "mud-sharking" or "slumming it" however the illict child from such an affair is never around. And it falls on the state or the family to provide.
In Drow society, there are no slums, only safe rooms.. Everything from their homes, halls, entryways, walkways, fugal gardens, and territories is one large battleground where at any moment you can be killed at a moment of inattention. Matrons will usually choose a very gifted daughter to witness the lesser races in all their depravities and come to hate them. It is not allowed to speak of any of the mis-adventures.. As a fate far worse then death can and will occur if they are discovered sparing their human target.
Sacrafice to the Spider God is very common, knife and beating / bleeding heart torn assunder. However Drow have worse sacrifices. The traitor or someone found of being a "SUN KISSER" is met with The matron forced to cut off her hand, feed it to on of the spider goddess minions just to send word of the ill deed. That her daughter has been corrupted by the lesser foul races above and she seeks to find the one she was with once more.
The daughter is then cocooned and injected with various venoms. Where the poison created is able cause it's victims screaming for decades between spells of calm and will keep them from dying of exhaustion. The daughter and unborn child are "milked" for anywhere for 3 to 5 years while liquification and putrication continue.
Also if you fail the tests.. she will make you eat your dick and balls.
Never say Sun Kisser even as a joke or tease. She will lop it all off. Gouge out your eyes with a spoon and sew your balls into your empty eye sockets.. Then kill you.
Also if the twin sister is spying on you.. you'll never know and you'll be judged again.
So be warned brave adventurers you might be great but you are still a sniveling weak worm in their eyes
(s-sorry guys).
Don't be food for the Spider Goddess...
Sincerely, Azorax
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For any D&D fans out there.
Oh yeah... The card.
P.S. DO NOT DRESS UP LIKE THIS ON HALLOWEEN!!!
