Why the heck is there no way to classify games by MC penis size??

fitgirlbestgirl

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Interesting, I usually have the opposite problem. I have no problem with the MC having a big dick, but so many games go into comical territory with dick sizes that just don't exist in the real world, not even in porn. I guess that's appealing to some people, being able to do crazy shit in games, but I prefer to have at least a tiny bit of realism.

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That's the kind of thing that makes me cringe away from a game.
 

papaleo

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Dec 13, 2018
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I agree that some games are going too far like battle of the buldges but i actually can only enjoy games like summertime saga or dating your daughter. What im looking for is even ones like the visit or dark neighborhood and retrieving the past. I had to delete games like babysitter, deluca family and so many more cause of the little/average dicks.

Would you guys help me still im sure i cant be the only one in this situation. I cant watch most of porn either cause i think the sizes are too small in 90% of it so i know i have non mainstreams requirements im sorry.

I basically try so many games in fast forward to see if i can even play it or if the dick is too small and i feel like im wasting so much time...

any tricks or list of legit big dick games?
 

papaleo

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Dec 13, 2018
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I thought this was about dicks being too big. I've only come across a couple of games with what I'd call small dicks, and one microdick. :D
I know man i meant that even "average" dicks are not enough i can only play games with dicks that are LEGIT big. Should I (Can I?) change the title? Im new here im sorry did i even posted in the right place? I wish a lot of people would see my post and give me some legit huge dick games that they know so i can play them. Im browsing the games list for hours but its so unproductive cause its very rarely mentionned and i have to try them most of the time (the dick size is also rarely displayed in preview pics)
 

seamanq

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I am betting that this is an exceptionally rare fetish, and very few people actually would pick or reject a game based on that choice, so it's not worth investing the time to categorize on that parameter.
 

forbidden101v

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How about this dick size? Too small or nah?
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Jokes aside our tagging system isn't that advanced and irritating uploaders with determining dick sizes would probably be annoying.
 
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papaleo

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How about this dick size? Too small or nah?
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Jokes aside our tagging system isn't that advanced and irritating uploaders with determining dick sizes would probably be annoying.
Actually if i dont count the rest of the dick coming out her ass this is like the cutoff of what i consider acceptable. This look like a 8x6 and this is barely what i have (dont you guys be jealous i am ugly and handicapped and got zero success with women). I need the mc to be at least as big as me but ideally bigger to enjoy the game as a fun experiment. Its so underwelming for me to see a little one fucking a girl. Im sorry if this is weird, you guys are already doing so much just was wondering why there is no like huge dick tags when i saw all the tags you guys already have
 

おい!

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Actually if i dont count the rest of the dick coming out her ass this is like the cutoff of what i consider acceptable. This look like a 8x6 and this is barely what i have (dont you guys be jealous i am ugly and handicapped and got zero success with women). I need the mc to be at least as big as me but ideally bigger to enjoy the game as a fun experiment. Its so underwelming for me to see a little one fucking a girl. Im sorry if this is weird, you guys are already doing so much just was wondering why there is no like huge dick tags when i saw all the tags you guys already have
I think you are OK there with me at least, I cannot get jealous over an anonymous person talking about the size of there dick.
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W65

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I love tagging to death. But the tag system on this board is pretty limited. But that's fine--it's not intended to be a comprehensive description of a game's content.

There's the game recommendations board--you could start a thread asking over there about games with large penises.

Frankly, a comprehensive booru-style porn game user-driven tagging and organization system would be kinda nice--think vndb.org but strictly for finding porn games rather than just VNs. You sorta have this kind of thing with sites like hitomi and e-hentai that host game rips. They tend to have pretty robust tagging, but they're far from comprehensive.

I mean, the reason that boorus are as popular as they are is the simple fact that people get so particular about what they see in their porn. If I want to find only furry women with breasts larger than their head getting a cumshot in the mouth, I can do (and, admittedly, may well have done) that. Or if I just want to see every image the site hosts with black-haired women and three men, I can do that. Takes a huge amount of user buy-in to keep a tagging system going when you have a load the size of gelbooru or e621's, though. But a single person or a small group could conceivably run an adult game indexing site.

Christ, if I was working I'd seriously consider throwing money at getting an idea like that off the ground. It could even be kinda fun. Spin up a kickstarter page on one of those adult kickstarters and all that; might even make it break even with ads.
 

khumak

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Unrealistic proportions on guys is one of those things that I find mildly annoying but it's no more than a slight annoyance. I find an MF scene equally hot regardless what the dick size is. It's the female proportions that matter to me and for that I do find unrealistic proportions to be more of a turn off. If they're in the plausible range that's fine but tits the size of basketballs don't do anything for me. I basically just skip over those scenes as uninteresting. Not repulsive, just not appealing.